Intimacy: Today, I was having sex when a cigarette craving came on. I don't...

By cigarettes - 11/12/2014 18:33 - United States

Today, I was having sex when a cigarette craving came on. I don't know what's worse, the fact I asked for a cigarette break in the middle of sex or I take that long. FML

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By guest - 01/04/2011 21:33 - United States

Today, my wife decided that to help her stop smoking, she's also giving up the things that make her crave a cigarette. Sex is one of them. FML

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By htothecr - 03/05/2009 21:05 - United States

Today, I was holding a lit cigarette in one hand and a lollipop in the other. Guess which one I licked? FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, I thought it was a good idea to go number two while smoking a "cigarette". My ash tray was over by the sink so I decided to just ash in the toilet. While ashing between my legs, I sneezed and now I have a extremely uncomfortable burn on my man member. Smoking is bad. FML

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By david - 28/04/2009 14:08 - United States

Today, I decided to smoke a cigarette while I was driving to work. I was also eating french fries during the drive. I had never realized how much a cigarette feels like a french fry. In conclusion, cigarettes don't taste very good when you bite into them. FML

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By Hopslammer - 17/06/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, as I was smoking a cigarette I realized that it's time to quit. This realization came to me after a particularly violent coughing bout forced not tar out of my lungs, but rather poo out of my bum. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, I gave a man a cigarette. He spent the rest of the day so far following me around, telling me all about his medical history, and chasing after me when I got too far away. I couldn't get rid of him for hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2020 20:03

Today, my boyfriend told me he started smoking again and had smoked almost a whole pack in 3 hours. We were on the phone and I was on the bus. He knew that was the perfect time time to tell me, because he knew I wouldn't yell in public. FML

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By Anonyme - 30/08/2013 10:59 - France - Ivry-sur-seine

Today, a man in a hurry asked me for a light. Not being able to find my lighter amongst the muddle inside my handbag, I handed him my lit cigarette so he could light his. He took it from me, started smoking it and walked off. FML

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By tanksfan - 05/01/2010 05:55 - India

Today, after secretly smoking for more than two years, I decided to quit. I came home from work to see my wife holding a pack and asking me what was it doing behind the toilet seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2012 13:54 - Greece - Athens

Today, I gave up smoking. A few hours later, I caught myself daydreaming about brutally killing a guy that gave me a mean look at the bus. Maybe I should go back to smoking. FML

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Friday 12 December 2014 8:20

cigarette over sex?!?!

persianjr 15

Friday 12 December 2014 8:22

How is lasting long a bad thing?

Comments

rnahliisah 10

Saturday 13 December 2014 2:49

Since when is lasting long bad?

iuec2wnty5 6

Saturday 13 December 2014 3:22

Your paying a company to kill you and make you stop in the middle of sex for their cravings, your a special kind of stupid aren't you

bonasera 11

Saturday 13 December 2014 3:39

I would love a man that could last that long.

lowercaseG 13

Saturday 13 December 2014 3:43

Why not both?

kpopforeverr 11

Saturday 13 December 2014 5:40

Your name musty

mike762414 6

Saturday 13 December 2014 5:52

Worst is the fact you stopped. A real man would have flipped her to doggie style, and smoked one.

EpicCrazyBitch 12

Sunday 15 March 2015 15:59

I love the way you think!!!

Kittyphysics 21

Saturday 13 December 2014 6:15

ive done that.

ztress 10

Sunday 14 December 2014 1:40

Smoking is for losers so YDI

kalbrek009 20

Sunday 14 December 2014 17:45

I once dated a woman like that...if you have to smoke in the middle of it, I'm kicking you to the curb...I know I last 2-3 hours but, damn if a cig is more important than the multiple o's I'm giving her....she just ain't worth it.