By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

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In the future, google. Never trust your friends to give you the right phrase!

Vinatierri 0

As a hispanic guy, you guys are seriously being too judgemental here. Read #1; this is straight from China and obviously Spanish isn't nearly as ubiquitous there.

Ok, you are such an idiot, first year Spanish is no excuse, next time, babelfish translator or just ask your boyfriend what to say for your spanish dirty talk!!!

Awww it's okay! It wasn't your fault, your friend was probably mistaken. And who knows, your boyfriend might think you have a sense of humour. :)

maybe thatll be your new kinky word. "hey babyyy lets go have some fried chicken!"

Did I say that I was the smartest person here? So what I thought that "knowledgement" was a word. And yes I am judgemental for calling her a dumbass. Who ******* cares? Call me whatever you want dude you don't phase me. So pull your tampon out and quit actin like a bitch :)

Not every foreign word that sounds vaguely like an English word means what you think it does. For example, "Gift" is German for "poison", while "poisson" is French for "fish". There's no good reason to condemn the OP for failing to know the meaning of some Spanish words. If she knew Spanish, she wouldn't have asked her friend for a translation. Being from China, chances are she's not familiar with the Romance languages. Even if she wasn't, why the hell should people be assumed to understand basic Spanish. It has its uses, but there are plenty of other languages one could know.

#102 - Fail for not noticing either the staff notice right under the OP saying she's from China, or any of the other posts saying the exact same thing. The prevalence of Spanish in the United States is irrelevant. OP - Hilarious, but I'm going to echo the recommendations to stick with an online translator next time. Either your friend's messing with you or she's just as clueless.

uberkrissy 0

Cheesiest shit ever! Even if you said it correctly, that'd probably be the lamest thing ever.

skitz 0

lmaooo; winner, winner, chicken dinner.