By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

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dawnie1001 0

But does it taste like chicken?

Zombie_ADD 0

wow! thats stupid. your probably white.

Shadydeals 0
dawnie1001 0

Funny fml. Your friend has a great sense of humor.

it's amazing how many ignorant and closed-minded people there are in the world. just because you live in america and are exposed to spanish does not mean a girl in china would be. she most certainly is not an idiot. kudos to the OP for being open-minded about everything, unlike some of the people on this thread.

Ha. You're dumb. Ever heard to Fritos? Like, the chips? Or the chip company? Or gone to eat mexican food?

183, relax. If she's dating a hispanic guy and wants to impress him she should definitely know some spanish. Have you ever heard of the internet? You are just really gullible to believe that, I can't believe you've never heard that the word Pollo means chicken in english. Dumb. If I were him, I'd leave.

LMAO....Why didn't you look the words up first??? Wow....