By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

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Meganilla 0

I think 12 and 37 are the funniest comments on here !

AHAHAHAHAHA XD That's so frickin funny! LOVE it. Oh, don't worry, he probably got a good laugh out of it. And if he's really worthwhile, he'll laugh with you about it, and not freak out. Oh, my gosh... pollo frito... That's something I'd do to a friend, too. XD

next time yell " soy estupido" :) LOL kidding. that really sucks. I am majoring in Spanish at University and before I did.. my friend used to do that to me all the time LOL. Next time look it up before :P

I didn't know that Pollo was chick or Frito was Fried

I just skimmed through 169 comments, half of which were "HOW CAN U B SO DUMMM EVERY1 NOS SPANISH!!!" and the other half saying "READ THE ******* FIRST COMMENT, DUMBASS." However, I didn't see anyone mention that the interwebz are censored in China -- I don't know to what extent, and I don't how many computers/internet access per person there are rolling around there, but it's *possible* that "check the internet" wasn't an option. (Then again, they have posted something to an internet site, so...) Anyway, carry on.

kdp06c 0

hahaha. next time you should say. "dame rico suave papi." haha.

Stork 0

Which the FML was posted in America...

dude this is 100x funnier picturing chinese people getting it on in china with the girl screaming, "pollo frito!" this is another very, very good one hahaha i love it

tiltwrestler 0

lol next time be like "do me lo que quiera, papi!!!!". that means "give me what i want!" haha uh, fried chicken aside... you're kind of an idiot for not knowing what "pollo" was. It just goes to show how stupid most white girls are, who date spanish guys. With that said, i've dated spanish girls... but that's a different story entirely!

Did you treat him with some fried chicken afterwards? ;)