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By Anonymous - 28/05/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, I was getting ready for my first date with a boy I really like when my dad insisted on meeting him. My dad is super protective and a cop. He cleaned his gun in front of my date and made it clear he had to be careful with me. My date started to cry when we got to the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2023 06:00

Today, I was going on my first date. I was planning my outfit with my mom when my dad offered his advice. “That boy won’t care what outfit you’re wearing, just make sure you wear sexy underwear and carry a condom, guaranteed first date success. That’s how me and your mom got married, you know?” FML

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By mothtal - 03/06/2012 16:13 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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By quit fucking up my life - 23/11/2013 01:08 - United States - Kenai

Today, my dad met my boyfriend for the first time. He soon "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told my boyfriend that he's always wondered what it'd be like to stab someone. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2013 22:37 - United States - Denison

Today, my boyfriend drove me back home. My dad was sitting on the porch in his underwear, with his shotgun in his lap. He stroked the gun, looked my boyfriend dead in the eyes, and slowly shook his head. Now my boyfriend refuses to see me for his own safety. FML

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By fridgemylifee - 13/08/2015 17:39 - United States

Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML

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By pdub523 - 27/01/2013 05:57 - United States - Longview

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML

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By firstdategoals - 08/06/2015 03:35 - United States

Today, I went on my very first date. We went out to eat dinner and everything went great! Afterwards, I went to drop him back off at his house. I backed out of his driveway and got stuck in a ditch. His dad had to come out and tow me out. So that's how I met my boyfriend's parents. FML

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By explanations - 14/06/2013 06:48 - United States - Des Plaines

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML

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Friday 29 May 2009 1:23

aww haha poor guy! =P

happy_me 0

Friday 29 May 2009 1:24

awww poor guy :( fhl i hope you dont judge him for that only. I'd be ******** my pants too

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CheezerX 0

Friday 29 May 2009 4:58

o man thats funny. i think its more of FHL not FYL

McLaughlane 0

Friday 29 May 2009 4:59

haha, aw, that's funny. I love having cop parents. (Yes, plural. Both of mine are.)

3sec 0

Friday 29 May 2009 5:03

#16 hahahahahhahaa

azure8787 0

Friday 29 May 2009 5:04

hahaha that's going to be a really funny story for both of you one day... FYL

3sec 0

Friday 29 May 2009 5:06

#155, wtf? my mom, my stepdad and my dad are all cops and they take their guns home every night. where the hell do you live?

opihoih 0

Friday 29 May 2009 5:09

the kid is clearly just a huge pussy...he cried at the site of a gun i mean come on

justdance45 0

Friday 29 May 2009 5:10

LMFAO that just made my day

ilikeboys 0

Friday 29 May 2009 5:11

lol. if this guy can't handle that then he's a pussy. your dad is retarded though

wrestler17 0

Friday 29 May 2009 5:14

I'm pretty sure that's illegal, assault with a deadly weapon Just to clear things up assault is only the threat of harm to another, people usually think that's the actual action but the action is battery Hahaha wow that sucks

Altephor 0

Friday 29 May 2009 5:16

#155, you obviously know nothing about police. Most of their equipment goes home with them. Including the gun, which as someone pointed out they are usually carrying concealed when off duty. Also, it doesn't say if it was his service pistol. It could have been a rifle or a shotgun for all we know. Anyways, your dad is fine. I plan to do the same should I have a daughter. All you people act like he was waving a loaded gun in the kid's face. It was obviously completely disassembled. And yes, it does send a message, a pretty good one I would say. The kid shouldn't have had a problem with it, especially if he planned on treating you like a lady in the first place.