Intimacy: Today, I was expecting a call from my friend. The phone rang...

By Anonymous - 25/04/2010 10:00 - Australia

Today, I was expecting a call from my friend. The phone rang and I answered with "WANK!!" as a joke. It wasn't my friend on the phone, it was my boss. FML

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By Username - 18/02/2011 09:33

Today, at work, my phone rang. My intern answered it and told me it was a coworker who'd just left. I picked up and said "What's up bitch? What are you going to complain about now?!" It was actually my boss. FML

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By Lukey1028 - 14/07/2015 01:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML

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By girly girly - 26/05/2012 14:42 - United States - Keller

Today, at work, my friend dared me to answer the next call on my phone by saying, "This is your local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it." I did it. The person on the phone was my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:39 - New Zealand

Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML

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By number2 - 18/10/2011 01:14 - United States

Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML

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By panther of the desert - 02/05/2012 21:58 - Puerto Rico - Rio Grande

Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML

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By xmeatballx21 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I received a phone call from my old boss asking me why I wasn't at work, to which I responded, "Because you fired me yesterday." He didn't say anything, and hung up. FML

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By arthur - 19/11/2011 08:40 - New Zealand

Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I said hello to her as I came in the door. FML

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By in big trouble - 23/08/2014 12:28 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML

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You deserved it 25 960

By Wallz99 - 19/04/2013 06:00 - Pakistan - Plot

Today, my long-distance girlfriend drunk dialed me and told me she was horny. Surprised, I exclaimed, "You're horny?" without realizing my boss was right next to me. FML

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FoxRacerGirl7 7

Sunday 25 April 2010 20:05

caller ID (:

BadPinkKitty07 0

Sunday 25 April 2010 20:17

hey, maybe your boss is into that. maybe he can give you a raise, if you know what I mean. ;)

Comments

itsbrittyadig 0

Sunday 2 May 2010 7:10

 @ 29  lol

Ghostfire258 3

Sunday 6 June 2010 23:20

that makes no sense

JovanIlic 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 0:48

YDI for being an asshole FYI cuz u got SERVED xD!

desirexnoel 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 3:49

Yeah, you should probably always just say "Hello" if you don't have any caller ID.

ryan190187 2

Friday 9 September 2011 12:48

why would you even think that would be funny??

fuckityu 0

Monday 24 October 2011 7:24

umm doesn't. anyone check caller id anymore?

SadinSherman 16

Wednesday 9 November 2011 15:39

You should probably get Caller I.D.,and you probably should not answer the phone with offensive words

Bluemonster3 26

Saturday 4 February 2012 3:50

I bet that went down well...

tiffi_is_spiffi 1

Sunday 20 October 2013 15:13

This isn't really a big deal. its call I'm sorry boss I thought it was my friend calling. A lot of these fmls could easily be solved with a simple explanation but for some reason people find it easier to get embarrassed