By ravestradamus - 12/10/2009 12:34 - Australia

Spicy
Today, I was enjoying some "alone time" with the detachable shower head when someone flushed the toilet, causing the cold water to run out and badly scald my genitals. It hurts to walk. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 233
You deserved it 22 766

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Glam_fml 0

Ouch. I don't see how people can put YDI. Don't act like you all have never masterbated before.

MiaLoves 8

That's what FML is about. Putting embarrassing things that happen to you on the Internet for other people's amusement. I'm assuming you're new to this though...

Comments

gatorsxrule 0

ive tried both and i personally think the shower is better than a vibrator. of course, guy beats all :)

fringle 0

um, people still get hot water when you flsuh the toilet? mine never does that. I guess it's just the plumbing.

there's a lot of other ways to do it that are less dangerous :p

_theman_ 0

if you were having "alone time" then how did somebody flush the toilet? if you flush a toilet in another room then it wont affect your shower, obviously it wasnt so much of alone time. close and lock the door next time. YDI

CheshireHalli 19

A toilet in another room changes the temperature in my water... =/

_theman_ 0

you must have an older home than mine then, cause i can run the dishwasher or washer or even flush a toilet without it changing my water temp. so the OP must have an old home for it to do that

CheshireHalli 19

It's 10 - 20 years old I think =/

It really just depends on the diameter of the piping. If it's smaller than what's code nowadays, toilet flushing'll cause a change in water temp.

Take the hint and get a boyfriend. Once the pain from the injury subsides, that is.

illgutcha 0

waterproof vibe will get it done ( quite too )

have you never heard of a vibrator? jeez people and their obsession with hydromasturbation is getting annoying