By Ouchies - 09/02/2012 17:28 - United States

Today, I took my first shower in weeks after having had spinal surgery. My sister flushed a toilet. I couldn't reach the nozzle or my cane to get off the shower bench, and all I could do was sit there as scalding hot water sprayed all over me. FML
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Jasonf6 0

Your sister is a ******* asshole. Get her back.

191 16
UrNuckinFuts 0

Slap her with your cane till she needs surgery too!

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SpicyGrass 0

Now you have an excuse to put lotion on your dick.

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My_Sweet_Shadow 4

I really don't get people, how can anyone say YDI, in this case? I guess there are just some assholes out there :|

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SecretMe00 5

Ya hopefully he didn't get burnt. Idk why he didn't just yell for someone's help.

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_Oblivion_ 12

Damn man that sucks, just the sergury itself. Hope the burns, if any weren't bad

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bri5083 9

Obviously not, everyone loves scalding hot water.

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Mauskau 35

62 why are you bright orange? Are your parents wotsits or something?

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_Oblivion_ 12

Whos the chackhead that thumbed down me because I accidently spelt "surgery" wrong?

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drinkPINK 4

Wow. I feel bad for 62... On every FML that I have been on, where she has commented; somebody always makes some kind of comment about how she looks orange. :/ sorry 62. I feel bad that THAT is your 'natural skin color.'

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urdirtyolduncle 15

Yes. Because that's what I do when someone accidentally effects the water temperature of my showers.

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Metzler31 17

It should be "affects". Sorry, had to say it. Still a pretty funny comment though!

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lebronesque73091 12

Ouchies, indeed XD

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Namerkp2 8

66 I believe you mean bitch. Why dont people realize you can curse on this website? SHIT!!

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capnbzarr 43

Actually, @51, although #9 probably did intend to use "affects" (meaning changes), "effects" (meaning causes) also works in this circumstance.

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starxshine 0

100 affect is a verb, effect is a noun. But it was a funny comment :)

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Metzler31 17

No, effect and affect cannot be used interchangeably. #101 already beat me to it, but affect is a verb (to affect the temperature) and effect is a noun (the effect was the water was hot).

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funnynesh 10

2- violence doesn't solve anything! ( doesnt necessarily mean ALL the time)

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MiddleThumb 0

144- Violence is not the answer, it's the question. The answer is yes.

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Jasonf6 0

Your sister is a ******* asshole. Get her back.

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nonamericandolla 6

That could of been an accident!

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bobchickenfart 5

how do you know her sister didn't just finish taking a shit and flushed the toilet?

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downtime 12

3, Yes because every time I'm on the toilet I'm very aware of the way flushing it will affect the shower in another room.

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Blacksxe 1

Wait until she is showering and do the same to her. You must get your revenge on her.

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muzy 23

yes because most people sit around all day like kratos and say "my vengeance is everything"...

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Feklfekl2222 32

21- I do but I can't speak for anyone else, I'm now plotting my revenge against you because I vaguely disagree with your comment.

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muzy 23

ohhh such insolence 31. How dare you ?????? i have never, in all of my 52 years...

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Cheerieful_fml 2

But his sister can just get out of the hot water..

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5t3ff1k4h 44

You know, at 52 years old, you'd think you'd understand sarcasm. Hell, even teenagers understand it.

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SecretMe00 5

34 is using sarcasm so I think he understands it. Just a thought.

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DrJesse 10

21-Op could sit around and plot revenge on his/her sister..I mean,there's not a wide range of things to do while recovering from spinal surgery,and plotting revenge is virtually effortless.

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UrNuckinFuts 0

Slap her with your cane till she needs surgery too!

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drinkPINK 4

5 - Oh my god! Your comment made my day! I can't stop laughing! :))) Alsooo, I had surgery a week ago so I can totally relate. It sucks! :( Sorry OP. Beat her with that cane! ;)

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kayPandastyle 15

Omg that shit was soo ****** funny I'm sitting laughing in the dark hoping I don't wake my boyfriend XD

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Volcan_fml 22

God, how oblivious is she? That blows.

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Pelreskovich 11

Was it the same toilet in the bathroom you were in? If so, you take that lil ole cane of yours and beat your sister's ass.

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linkinpark98 23

That's the spirit!

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123josie123 11

Ouch.. I feel you OP. i'm sorry on her behalf.

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sparkrok 8

your picture is perfect for this FML. well, almost perfect anyways

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uprising_fml 0

spinal surgery wow, whatever was wrong with you must have been bad. good luck to you OP.

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Michael912 3

Wow that must have hurt i just had spinal surgery too it sucks

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SecretMe00 5

Seriously?? No joke?

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