Health: Today, I was eating a sandwich I purchased at my university's... - FML

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By EmZoWe - 11/06/2016 14:50 - United States - Pennington

Today, I was eating a sandwich I purchased at my university's cafeteria. Halfway through the sandwich, I notice a maggot wiggling on my tray, and upon opening my sandwich, I found another in the tuna. My school refuses to believe it's from their facilities. FML

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yuneshinfanboy 14

Sunday 12 June 2016 12:38

Take pictures of it and upload it to social media they usually hate it when they get bad press

zeffra13 31

Sunday 12 June 2016 22:19

They probably do believe you, but won't admit it to your face in case they get sued or investigated or something.

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yuneshinfanboy 14

Sunday 12 June 2016 12:38

Take pictures of it and upload it to social media they usually hate it when they get bad press

zeffra13 31

Sunday 12 June 2016 22:19

They probably do believe you, but won't admit it to your face in case they get sued or investigated or something.

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