Transportation: Today, I was driving down a one-way street, when some raging...

By hello higher premiums, fuckwad - 25/08/2013 16:23 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was driving down a one-way street, when some raging dumbass came screaming the wrong way down the road at me. My instant reaction was to brake and give the guy a chance to do the same. His instant reaction was to keep going and wreck my car. FML

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By WTF - 27/09/2015 07:57 - Poland - Wroclaw

Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML

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By Mato Fox - 16/12/2023 20:00 - Slovakia

Today, I was driving through a crossroad on the main road. A driver from the right got road rage, as I didn't let him go first. He drove past me and started brake-checking me. After that he followed me over whole city to scream and curse at me in front of my flat. I didn't break any the laws. FML

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Tailgate party

By Anonymous - 23/05/2014 22:06 - Canada - Oakville

Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML

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Coming through!

By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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Road safety

By Anonymous - 03/03/2022 08:00 - United States - Nashville

Today, while driving to work, some asshole stopped sharply on the 60 mph highway because he almost hit the car in front of him. Even with maintaining my distance, and slamming on the brakes, I still ruined the front end of my car on his dented bumper. I haven't even had the car for a year, and I'm still the one at fault. FML

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By Me - 11/11/2012 00:29 - United States

Today, while at a stop light, I was rear-ended by a car behind me. The guy got angry at me, because according to him, I should've known that his car has poor braking distance, and so I should've moved forward a few more feet to compensate. FML

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By Brayden - 10/01/2016 03:27 - Australia - Crib Point

Today, the person I was driving behind put their car in reverse and backed straight into me. I was then yelled at and told, "I had my reversing lights on! Why didn't you move?!" FML

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Noooooooo!

By please don't back that thing up - 09/08/2013 05:00 - United States

Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML

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FelKysier 7

Monday 26 August 2013 2:42

This is why there should be an IQ test when you apply for a driver's license.

MissWhitneyB 17

Monday 26 August 2013 2:43

Smh. Anyone can get a license these days

Comments

Aviation_fml 1

Monday 26 August 2013 4:50

drivers tests should be like pilots tests. if you dont pass the IQ test you can't get the license. sorry to hear you came across such an idiot OP

horneyhic 15

Tuesday 27 August 2013 4:20

IQ tests aren't a pass or fail they just give u a # less then 80 is handicapped 100 is average 130 is genius

ShannonBitt 29

Monday 26 August 2013 5:07

At least you stopped, which most likely caused less damage than if you hadn't slowed down, and the crash shouldn't go against your insurance.

Sputnikspak 13

Monday 26 August 2013 16:35

Quebec is no fault. His insurance will go up regardless of who hit whom.

Bloink 25

Monday 26 August 2013 5:11

Rule 1 of driving: never assume another driver is gonna do the right thing

evalu8tor 12

Monday 26 August 2013 5:15

"When did you learn to drive? I know it was today, but what time today?"

cappellaaa 23

Monday 26 August 2013 6:08

at least you'll be covered. it was obvi his fault

guitar42697 3

Monday 26 August 2013 6:12

Did you say sorry afterwards?

titibug823 11

Monday 26 August 2013 6:46

My guess is the other driver was drunk. When some friends and I were walking back to our dorms from a class building that was across the road from our University, we went to cross the one way street at the cross walk, when someone came speeding down the road the wrong way! He crashed into the walk/don't walk sign, turned around, then was pulled over by the cops.