By ithinkimturningjapanese - 06/08/2015 08:33 - United States - Apo

Today, I was diagnosed with food poisoning for the third time since moving to this base in Japan. My husband keeps cooking questionable meat and vegetables from the commissary because he thinks the food from a Japanese grocery store is radioactive. FML
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quickit 24

Buy food for yourself and let him eat his commissioned food.

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kittyisbaeornaw 18

I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones, enough to make my system blow, welcome to the new age, to the new age.

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skye147 20

I can vouch for the shitty commissary food, the fruits and veggies are almost always rotting..

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QueenRancid 10

I want a doctor To take your picture So I can look at you from inside as well. Now I'm turning and I'm turning I think I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so :P

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wsj93 6

Just curious to what base you are at? I'm stationed in Japan as well! I'm trying to avoid food poisoning lol

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rec_chem 22

He's right. And so is the food from the commissary. Do you think they're importing stuff from the US that's readily available in Japan?

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Miss_Mandi 29

Ugh. It's not Kadena, is it? Tell your husband to stop ******* around and cook something fresh. Or correctly.

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AngryKitten 24

I mean, I got a parasite whilst living out there with my brother (in the army), what base is it btw?

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Azidoazide 5

Whatcha-ma-carcass and rotten produce for dinner? I'd probably eat ACTUAL radioactive waste before commissioned food like that

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