Love: Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend when I began dozing off.... - FML

By Halcyon_Sancta - 19/01/2015 13:05 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend when I began dozing off. I was then awoken by an explosive fart. It was me. FML

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Halcyon_Sancta 12

Thursday 5 March 2015 10:26

Hi, op here. Just so you guys know, the fart didn't kill my boyfriend. And now we fart around each other all the time. It's hilarious. Also- I know heteronormativity is a thing, but we're both men.

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Shaowolf 17

Monday 19 January 2015 16:18

More like f*ck his life

kingcaper817 14

Monday 19 January 2015 16:18

Well if it was a long term bf then he really shouldn't care and if he does care because of such a little thing then maybe he's just not the right guy for you. Hope it all works out op

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satanarroliga 12

Tuesday 20 January 2015 5:14

sorry OP that must stink

kajamyrae 5

Tuesday 20 January 2015 5:22

well, taco bell will do that to ya.

Kevlar_burrito 6

Tuesday 20 January 2015 6:47

Outstanding!

Ohitsariel 25

Tuesday 20 January 2015 7:39

this exact thing has happened to me

RayvenWhite 12

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:32

LOL OMG DUDE! XD I'm dying over here! AHAHAHA

HumanMeme 12

Thursday 22 January 2015 2:18

:D my farts don't even sound human

Lena__24 3

Thursday 22 January 2015 5:15

at least you still have a boyfriend :''(

cheez11pickle 6

Friday 23 January 2015 4:42

This sounds like a high school drama movie and I'm sorry ?

StickyPickles 33

Sunday 25 January 2015 4:29

I would have died laughing no bullshit

brittaaany_93 38

Monday 26 January 2015 4:31

If you've been in the relationship for long enough and you're both comfortable with each other, it shouldn't be awkward. Farting is natural, and I hope you owned it like a boss!

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