By Halcyon_Sancta - 19/01/2015 13:05 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend when I began dozing off. I was then awoken by an explosive fart. It was me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 768
You deserved it 5 531

Halcyon_Sancta tells us more.

Hi, op here. Just so you guys know, the fart didn't kill my boyfriend. And now we fart around each other all the time. It's hilarious. Also- I know heteronormativity is a thing, but we're both men.

Top comments

Well if it was a long term bf then he really shouldn't care and if he does care because of such a little thing then maybe he's just not the right guy for you. Hope it all works out op

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xluciferx666 21

Don't be embarrassed everyone farts and if it was an epic one then he should be proud of you

Exactly, he should be congratulating you!

cheshireau 26

I've done that. But not cuddling, just in bed, asleep.

If they had too much Taco Bell then she would have shit all over her boyfriend. Taco Bell causes floods, not just wind.

:( that must be embarrassing sorry to hear that OP

taytayforreals 2

YOU FARTED! But ladies only fart sunshine and rainbows! Everything I know it a lie

Now to be fair it doesn't say a gender so...

Been there, except it was my bf who farted. I was startled awake, not to mention the horrible smell afterwards. I had to go into another room entirely. >.<