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By mrdentist - 02/12/2010 13:20

Today, I was cleaning one of my elderly patient's teeth. After finishing and reminding her to floss, I realised she had died. Supposedly she was dead for a good 20 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2012 05:49 - United States

Today, while at my job as a hairdresser, I was giving an elderly client a perm and I thought she'd fallen asleep. She'd died. FML

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Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 09/09/2009 09:58 - New Zealand

Today, I was working at a hospital-level rest home. I was making the rounds when I noticed a woman was sitting in her (electric) wheelchair in the middle of the hall. Going closer, I saw her battery was flat so I said, "Uh-oh! Looks like you've died." She bawled her eyes out and said, "Not yet." FML

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By janedoe - 12/02/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

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Nightmare fuel

By Traumatized - 12/03/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, at my job as a hotel housekeeper, I accidentally entered the room of someone who hadn't left yet. To my horror, the man inside was having a massive heart attack. I just found out he passed away, despite immediate medical intervention. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2014 01:19 - Norway - Mo I Rana

Today, I accidentally let a huge one rip while tending to an older patient at the nursing home where I work. The patient passed away shortly thereafter. Coincidence? FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2015 16:07 - United States - San Leandro

Today, after months of taking care of my grandma after a surgery, the doctors gave her a clean bill of health and I finally got to sleep in my own bed. She passed away while I was at home. FML

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By sadcapri96 - 23/06/2011 21:40 - United States

Today, the old lady I've been taking care of and running errands for died. She hadn't paid me yet. FML

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By Harejordan - 04/02/2009 16:44 - United States

Today, I was driving and stopped behind a person at a stop sign. Their car didn't move for about 1 minute. I got out of my car yelling at the person. It was an old woman. She wasn't breathing. FML

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By anonya - 28/08/2012 04:43 - United States - Madera

Today, I made the mistake of telling my dentist that my dog died. She spent the next half-hour talking about her pets and how they died. I ended up crying in her dentist's chair. FML

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By Martine624 - 07/05/2015 21:56 - Netherlands

Today, I spent nearly two hours listening to our cleaning lady talking about her son's infected penis, her fear of dentists, how to catch and kill ducks, her husband's childhood and her supposedly murdered dog. She ended up crying and left without cleaning. FML

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whymee55 6

Thursday 2 December 2010 18:57

brush your teeth or you will get old and die!

sunrisetosunset 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 18:53

Oh my God. And I want to be a dentist...

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Zayna_604 0

Friday 3 December 2010 1:07

ohmygodd thats ******* horible F both your lives!

theannonymousone 0

Friday 3 December 2010 1:09

Did you tell them one of your exciting stories again op?

ThreeSheetsGone 12

Friday 3 December 2010 1:29

I would think you'd notice something like that. Even a dentist can tell when someone stopped breathing. Hope you have malpractice insurance!

ckjacques53198 0

Friday 3 December 2010 2:02

don't mist people have dentures?

ckjacques53198 0

Friday 3 December 2010 2:14

???

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Friday 3 December 2010 16:49

I'm not sure about mist people, but I know crab people don't have teeth or dentures. Crab people. Crab people. Taste like crab, talk like people... Er, anyway, if mist people are made of mist as their name would indicate, they have neither teeth nor dentures. It's kind of hard to chew anything when you're made of water vapor.

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Friday 3 December 2010 18:39

No no no, Mist people live in the mist, they are not made of mist. The thing that's really impressive is that the mist just seems to follow them around so they are never completely visible. They can be standing in a sunny parking lot wearing not but their birthday suit and their usual shroud of mist and you would never know it.

TheCheyenneMorga 3

Friday 3 December 2010 2:26

Aww, that's so sad. I'm sorry you had to witness that.

KamilleBlack 3

Friday 3 December 2010 2:37

...don't u talk to ur patients while ur in there? I dunno, my dentist makes me move my tongue or open up a little wider, stuff like that. So I'm guessing he'd know if I died....