Miscellaneous: Today, I was called an 'inconsiderate scum bucket' by my neighbour...

By Exhausted - 28/11/2011 06:07 - Iran Islamic Republic of

Today, I was called an 'inconsiderate scum bucket' by my neighbour because I allowed my loud alarm to go on too long before silencing it. The only reason that I sleep through my alarm is because I have to wear earplugs as they have their TV on maximum volume until 4am. FML

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By jauregz - 25/05/2017 00:00 - Australia - Lalor

Today, my neighbours had an extremely loud party, which began at midnight and didn't end until 6. I know this because I had a 15 minute sleep, seeing as I had to wake up at quarter past. FML

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By Earplugged - 25/01/2015 05:01 - United States - Vancouver

Today, I have to wear earplugs in my own apartment because my neighbor won't turn down his music. My landlord doesn't believe me because "people with disabilities can't be rude." FML

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Noise Annoys

By Anonymous - 24/03/2019 19:00 - United Kingdom - Sutton Coldfield

Today, I'm dead on my feet. My flatmate's alarm went off for 20 minutes at 5 a.m., which I heard and he didn't. A car alarm went off outside my window for half an hour at 7 a.m. My building fire alarm went off twice, at 8 and 8:10 a.m. Just let me sleep. FML

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By fineillpissthebedthen - 07/02/2013 22:56 - Denmark - ?lborg

Today, my downstairs neighbours screamed at me for making so much noise that I woke their children up and made them cry. The noise was the sound of a loose floorboard shifting as I crept to my bathroom, and again on my way back to bed. They've sworn to get me evicted. FML

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By anonymous - 26/03/2015 03:43 - United States

Today, I slept through my alarm because it was drowned out by humming. My humming, in my sleep. Even my body is against me waking up on time. FML

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By IMAWAKE - 17/03/2014 19:07 - United States - Romulus

Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML

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By tnh - 17/11/2011 17:39 - United States

Today, just like every other day, I was woken up 2 hours earlier than I needed to be, by the alarm belonging to my upstairs neighbors. They won't wake up until their real alarm goes off: me, pounding the walls and yelling in frustration. FML

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Alarmed

By Anonymous - 08/09/2019 20:01

Today, after 5 hours of attempting to sleep, I began to finally drift off. Then, some fuckwit who'd parked his car right outside my door took 20 minutes to switch his alarm off. I have to be up in about 4 hours, after a 12-hour night shift, heading into another. FML

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By tiredofthis - 10/10/2012 17:38 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML

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Neighbours from hell

By Anonymous - 02/12/2021 17:01

Today, despite not having noisy kids, barking dogs or do I play loud music, yet apparently I still cause enough noise by walking around and watching TV that the neighbours called the cops with a noise complaint. The cops actually came. Since when is living quietly in my own home a police matter? FML

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Rei_Ayanami 18

Monday 28 November 2011 11:50

I suggest calling the police for disturbing the peace and noise pollution.

Jimster1712 0

Monday 28 November 2011 11:50

An inconsiderate scum bucket? That otta be the bext swear wor ever invented

Comments

TheSofaKing 7

Monday 28 November 2011 21:37

Throw a brick through their window and tell them their TV is too ******* loud.

rillastyle 1

Monday 28 November 2011 22:00

Three simple words " so's ya face" Thouché

upyourzlolz 11

Tuesday 29 November 2011 1:38

Hmm... This is genius! If you're in the fifth grade.

starrnao 15

Monday 28 November 2011 22:06

Have you tried reasoning with them OP? if not, they can deal with it. An alarm clock is not worth that kind of fuss

GL1TCH3D 0

Monday 28 November 2011 22:32

Make a bass cannon and aim it at his house to go off at 5 am.

xxZombieCookiexx 0

Monday 28 November 2011 23:39

Are you the neighbor that doesn't turn their alarm off until the real one goes off? Who else thought of that FML?

Okayitwasme 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 3:18

You deserve it for not calling the cops on them for the tv! On the other hand fYL because you have almost no choice but to be rude back!

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 29 November 2011 4:34

I sleep with ear plugs as well! Foam ones. They work magic...

SILVERSTAR_6 17

Tuesday 29 November 2011 4:51

Iran? Didn't know ppl there watched tv...

ImDB8 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 5:15

Just cause u complained, it's gonna be 5am now! Sincerely, Your neighbor

rudikk99 2

Tuesday 29 November 2011 6:53

I do the same! Ones my party animals were having fun during entire spring break and I had to go to work.. So I set up alarm on 5am Friday evening and left for a weekend ... They were pissed!!! 3 days it went on every 3 min!!