Miscellaneous: Today, I was called an 'inconsiderate scum bucket' by my neighbour...

By Exhausted - 28/11/2011 06:07 - Iran Islamic Republic of

Today, I was called an 'inconsiderate scum bucket' by my neighbour because I allowed my loud alarm to go on too long before silencing it. The only reason that I sleep through my alarm is because I have to wear earplugs as they have their TV on maximum volume until 4am. FML

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By jauregz - 25/05/2017 00:00 - Australia - Lalor

Today, my neighbours had an extremely loud party, which began at midnight and didn't end until 6. I know this because I had a 15 minute sleep, seeing as I had to wake up at quarter past. FML

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By Earplugged - 25/01/2015 05:01 - United States - Vancouver

Today, I have to wear earplugs in my own apartment because my neighbor won't turn down his music. My landlord doesn't believe me because "people with disabilities can't be rude." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2019 19:00 - United Kingdom - Sutton Coldfield

Today, I'm dead on my feet. My flatmate's alarm went off for 20 minutes at 5 a.m., which I heard and he didn't. A car alarm went off outside my window for half an hour at 7 a.m. My building fire alarm went off twice, at 8 and 8:10 a.m. Just let me sleep. FML

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By fineillpissthebedthen - 07/02/2013 22:56 - Denmark - ?lborg

Today, my downstairs neighbours screamed at me for making so much noise that I woke their children up and made them cry. The noise was the sound of a loose floorboard shifting as I crept to my bathroom, and again on my way back to bed. They've sworn to get me evicted. FML

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By anonymous - 26/03/2015 03:43 - United States

Today, I slept through my alarm because it was drowned out by humming. My humming, in my sleep. Even my body is against me waking up on time. FML

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By IMAWAKE - 17/03/2014 19:07 - United States - Romulus

Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML

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By tnh - 17/11/2011 17:39 - United States

Today, just like every other day, I was woken up 2 hours earlier than I needed to be, by the alarm belonging to my upstairs neighbors. They won't wake up until their real alarm goes off: me, pounding the walls and yelling in frustration. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2019 20:01

Today, after 5 hours of attempting to sleep, I began to finally drift off. Then, some fuckwit who'd parked his car right outside my door took 20 minutes to switch his alarm off. I have to be up in about 4 hours, after a 12-hour night shift, heading into another. FML

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By tiredofthis - 10/10/2012 17:38 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2021 17:01

Today, despite not having noisy kids, barking dogs or do I play loud music, yet apparently I still cause enough noise by walking around and watching TV that the neighbours called the cops with a noise complaint. The cops actually came. Since when is living quietly in my own home a police matter? FML

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Rei_Ayanami 18

Monday 28 November 2011 11:50

I suggest calling the police for disturbing the peace and noise pollution.

Jimster1712 0

Monday 28 November 2011 11:50

An inconsiderate scum bucket? That otta be the bext swear wor ever invented

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forbiddenz 0

Monday 28 November 2011 14:24

Buy more alarm clocks and set them to go off hours a part after you leave. This way your neighbor will no longer want to stay up untill 4 am.

stewie13_666 0

Monday 28 November 2011 14:43

You misspelled neighbor dumbass

CryMoreFMLs 14

Monday 28 November 2011 15:06

Since when did a girl have the name of Stewie?

heyzus100 6

Monday 28 November 2011 14:44

How thin are your walls? o.o

BadMeetsREvil 0

Monday 28 November 2011 15:57

Stop right there, criminal scum!

metallicshadow 16

Monday 28 November 2011 16:04

tell them what you told us

babygurlotofhavn 0

Monday 28 November 2011 16:24

That's past quiet hours they could get in trouble for that. Sorry guy or girl. :)

AliCat18 12

Monday 28 November 2011 17:01

i would take your alarm clock and hide it in a bush near their bedroom window! They started a war and you are just firing back!

smashgrab 0

Monday 28 November 2011 18:11

File a noise complaint. I'm not sure what the noise pollution laws say in your area, but I'm sure blasting the TV at 4am isn't allowed.

BlAzEtHiS 0

Monday 28 November 2011 21:22

If I were you I'd tell them to go **** themselves and next time their tv is up too loud call the police and report them for disturbing the peace

alanmacabre 2

Monday 28 November 2011 21:27

Bite it, you scum.

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Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML

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Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML

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Today, I was in sociology class and I raised my hand to ask a question, not realizing that the professor was right behind me. I smacked him right in the face, no doubt reducing my chances of a good grade. FML

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Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML

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