Work: Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around...

By Anonymous - 24/10/2010 19:29 - United States

Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML

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By theshad - 10/09/2010 06:28 - Reserved

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and superiors as well as our clients. About two hours in I started playing with the lid of the pen I was using, next thing I saw was the lid flicking up and hitting my boss square in the middle of the head. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2016 15:06 - United States - Ventura

Today, after a badly misjudged hand signal, I accidentally hit my boss in the face instead of high-fiving her. FML

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By in big trouble - 23/08/2014 12:28 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML

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By hard_headed - 10/09/2010 10:02 - United States

Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML

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Thanks a bunch

By nose hurts - 30/12/2012 01:01 - United States - Richmond

Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML

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By fonsui - 02/02/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was standing on a desk at work to run wiring in a suspended ceiling, since we have no ladder. My phone rang, I rushed to answer it, tripping and smashing my leg. It was my boss, calling to tell me he was bringing over a ladder. FML

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By longday - 25/07/2010 06:13 - Canada

Today, I managed to multitask too much at work. I turned around, adjusted my glasses, swept hair out of my face, and blinked. In the process I walked into my manager, causing me to simultaneously punch myself in the mouth. FML

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By DanJames24 - 10/06/2021 21:01 - United Kingdom

Today, a work colleague was trying to kill a fly that was buzzing around the place. I was about to go on my break, but was stopped because she missed the fly and accidentally whacked me in the balls in the process. By the time I didn’t feel sick anymore, my break was over. FML

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By poop - 18/05/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML

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What an ass

By Benjamin - 25/01/2012 05:03 - United States

Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML

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machiko_fml 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 23:53

Haha stupid.

punjabi44 0

Monday 25 October 2010 0:00

Finish him

Comments

robo_panda 0

Monday 25 October 2010 0:55

aww shucks!

mintcar 9

Monday 25 October 2010 0:59

Haha, nice.

elmorous 0

Monday 25 October 2010 1:01

"Better to be a witness, than a participant", I always say.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Monday 25 October 2010 1:02

So are you unemployed now? You certainly should be. Spinning around in your chair like an idiot would've been enough to do it. I have no idea why you would do that when your boss was anywhere around.

Selena_is_back 7

Monday 25 October 2010 1:03

ydi that's all I have to say...

Selena_is_back 7

Monday 25 October 2010 1:29

omfg is it really ADAN??!?!!!! yessssss it is!!! ADAN IS SO COOOOOOL!!!!!

Selena_is_back 7

Monday 25 October 2010 1:47

well I was "thrown out" get it??? :( but i'm here!!! :)

Bee_fml 2

Monday 25 October 2010 3:22

Please, take your chats to the PMs.

Selena_is_back 7

Monday 25 October 2010 3:29

this doesn't concern you..,

Selena_is_back 7

Monday 25 October 2010 3:36

:D Why thank you ignorance!!!

Bee_fml 2

Monday 25 October 2010 5:22

Selena, the comments section is not for chatting. Like previously stated, take your conversational skills to the PM section. I don't want to tell you again. Cheers!

Sirin_fml 46

Monday 25 October 2010 5:31

If you want to verbally pleasure one another, then perhaps do so via private messaging, as Bee already said TWICE. The comments section is not your personal chat room.