Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream...

By miseventshappen - 09/11/2009 05:49 - United States

Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML

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By notapedobear - 13/01/2011 08:21

Today, I was in a shopping centre when a little girl was running up and down the aisles. She started to fall over so I put my hand out to catch her. Her mother then ran up to me and screamed about me 'touching her child' so loud that everyone could hear. FML

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Kinder stranger

By Me. - 11/04/2013 00:45 - United States - Ramona

Today, as I walked out of the local store, I noticed a young girl was sitting on the curb, crying. I nudged her with the Snickers bar I had bought earlier, thinking she needed it more than me. After looking at it, she yelled, "PEDOPHILE!", punched me in the balls, and then ran away screaming. FML

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Stranger danger

By soul0eater - 12/03/2011 07:18 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I was at the mall and I saw a kid crying. I asked her "What's wrong sweetie, are you lost?" She ran away screaming "Help me!" I ended up having to explain to a dumb mall cop that I'm not a perv. FML

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By ouchers - 11/06/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

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By ilovekids? - 12/12/2015 02:05 - United States - Commack

Today, while I was working at a supermarket, a kid started to cry in line because he couldn't get candy. Since we have free lollipops behind the desk, I gave him one. His mom complained to my manager and said I was grooming her child. FML

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Stranger danger

By john doe - 07/12/2013 17:29 - United States - Portland

Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML

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By hannaslifesucks - 24/06/2012 18:41 - Norway - Kleppe

Today, a kid got his hand stuck inside my store's giant gumball machine. He started crying, and his negligent trainwreck of a mom bitched me out for being "unobservant." I'd been mopping up the mess she'd made after she'd spilled an open can of beer all over the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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Still pining

By Anonymous - 08/11/2020 11:03 - Austria - Innsbruck

Today, I had a meeting in the town where my ex-girlfriend works. After the meeting, I bought some ice cream and sat on a bench in a public place. She came across with her girlfriends laughing and obviously having fun. She only looked in my direction briefly. I threw the ice cream into the trash. FML

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No touching!

By Noname - 27/01/2009 19:36 - United States

Today, at the mall my brother and I went to look at a vendor's items when my mom said not to touch anything. Thinking my brother was standing next to me, I saw him touching stuff so I smacked him in the arm and told him to stop. I turn to see that the old lady to my side was giving me a mean look. FML

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SaintJimmy 0

Monday 9 November 2009 12:17

Why did her mom just leave her there. Was it all part of her elaborate con to get people thrown out of the mall?

Peroxide 3

Monday 9 November 2009 12:30

That'll teach you. You should have bought the ice cream, walked up next to her, taken a big lick and thrown it on the floor and said "you can't have that one either bitch".

Comments

ChocolateStarr 3

Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:46

o__o DEAD GIRL WALKING!

Parisgirl34 12

Wednesday 30 May 2012 21:24

Very generous and sweet, but the girl was just plain mean

KingCeltic77 18

Wednesday 6 June 2012 0:46

That's all the parents fault.

paprika_pilipili_fml 14

Sunday 14 April 2013 15:28

What a brat...

Baller_Bob 17

Thursday 13 March 2014 17:14

Like mother like daughter

redstone7693 29

Saturday 29 November 2014 17:28

what in the ****.....?

AngryAmerican 18

Sunday 21 December 2014 20:56

**** kids

Kermy1113 23

Thursday 9 July 2015 4:58

Seriously how are people, KIDS, so messed up???

Zaayuro 9

Saturday 1 August 2015 7:42

scum of the earth right there

heirofhope 38

Monday 24 August 2015 3:15

OP, you are so sweet! However, most parents are a bit overprotective when it comes to stranger danger these days, so in the future, I encourage you to be kind like so, but instead try approaching the parent and offering to buy a new cone so they know you aren't of bad intentions (and also so you avoid bitches like this).