By Zekrome / Monday 5 May 2014 07:53 / Canada - Markham
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  Adeptasaurus  |  12

Profanity isn't necessary, dammit.

If this was a stranger then that seems like an inappropriate response either way.

I don't really know how to vote this one

  jonfrenzy  |  10

Curses are profanity Hell,Damn, crap aren't curses

  Axel5238  |  29

Do as they say not as they do. Really though OP if you can't say love animals without saying fuck eh.. you might want to reconsider your vocabulary.

  Razell  |  12

Actually they are!

Profanity is any religious-based imprecatory word e.g. Hell, damn, Gorblimey, etc. ("Damn", by the way, is the sincere wish that the person or object be consigned to everlasting torment under the eternal displeasure of God.)

Obscenity is any scatological or physiological-based imprecatory word, e.g. fuck, shit, dick, etc.

Curses are any wish for misfortune to befall the target of one's imprecations.

Words like crap and darn and heck are Bowdlerized "child-safe" versions of profanities and obscenities.

In the context of the FML, of course, "fucking" is used as a verbal intensifier akin to "truly" or "dearly", only more obscene.

If you don't know what "imprecation" and "imprecatory" mean, the dictionary is your friend and can expand your vocabulary to the point where "fucking" is not the only verbal intensifier you know!

  duuuh1  |  11

Unless OP actually enjoys fucking animals I'm not sure how that's a Freudian slip

  sunshineb81  |  16

#82 husband and I thought the same thing. We decided that this face
At the end if a text means sarcasm for us. Really helps us anyway. Someone definitely should start a universal sign for sarcasm in text.

  cakefete2  |  30

I remember that shirt. That's the one that said "doggy style" on the back right? We need to take OP shopping for a new wardrobe. That'll clear up the misunderstandings.

  brivielle  |  15


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