Miscellaneous: Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately...

By Wrongtoilet - 12/07/2010 08:28 - Singapore

Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2017 14:00

Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML

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By CallmeEddie - 14/11/2013 16:44 - United States - Joliet

Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML

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By penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2023 15:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 10:30 - United States - Shreveport

Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2012 01:29 - United States

Today, for the first time in a week, a customer entered my store. He needed to use the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2015 02:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to use the bathroom really badly in a drug store. After I did a #2, just as I realized the handle on the toilet was broken, a knock came at the door. I tried fixing it for ten minutes, before slipping out the door, to come face to face with two employees coming to fix the toilet. FML

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By pass_the_tp - 13/01/2010 02:57 - United States

Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML

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By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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By caught out - 26/04/2014 23:29 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Monday 12 July 2010 16:10

Gosh people! Always check the roll, before you empty your hole.

DocBastard 38

Monday 12 July 2010 16:08

In Soviet Singapore, toilet paper wipes...nevermind.

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TheNewGuy03 28

Monday 12 July 2010 22:35

for some reason, i thought of "step brothers." |the kid|

tentakulls 1

Tuesday 13 July 2010 0:28

Why is this even an FML, though? It's not like anyone saw anything they weren't supposed to.

Geicogecko 2

Tuesday 13 July 2010 1:22

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AchillesTheSwift 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 2:01

lol.... sucks to be you

BabyJebus117 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 2:18

so win haha

newnew8 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 4:44

what does comment moderated mean ?

vogysgirl 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 5:26

this was dumd how is this a fml moment? moron

snoborder81 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 5:39

be a man. use your hand.

metallica24x7 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 5:50

"Hello...? I need some toilet paper.." "I've been here 3 hours." lol

Rofl_FML 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 6:04

lol @ this guy ^^

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