Miscellaneous: Today, I was at a local talent show and during a piano performance...

By American idol - 06/04/2011 06:19

Today, I was at a local talent show and during a piano performance I had to go to the bathroom. I sang along in the bathroom but was unaware how loud I was until I walked out and everyone started applauding me while the pianist was still playing. FML

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By bathroomgirl - 11/08/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2014 00:26 - United States - Goodyear

Today, I used the restroom at a mall. I thought I was alone, so I started singing. When I got out of the stall, there were men staring at me. Not only did I embarrass myself with my own singing, I'd accidentally used the men's restroom too. FML

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By Concert Flatulent - 10/07/2012 04:44 - United States - Marshall

Today, I went to an orchestra concert. Halfway through the performance I had to fart really bad, so I decided to try and sneak it in while the orchestra was playing a loud exciting part. Just as I let it rip, there was a dramatic pause in the music. Everyone heard. FML

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Inappropriate Billy Joel

By Anonymous - 18/04/2016 19:28 - United States - Carlisle

Today, I performed a piano piece at a school play. Everything went well until I got up and accidentally smashed my shin against one of the piano legs. Before I could bite my tongue, I'd already yelled "Fucking hell!" in front of about 50 second graders. FML

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Make an entrance, not a scene

By Anonymous - 14/03/2022 18:00

Today, I was a guest performer for a school orchestra concert a grade above mine. When they called my name, I didn’t hear them, so when they started the song hundreds of people watched me run on stage. FML

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Is that a pass then?

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 11:01 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I had a piano exam, for which I'd worked hard. I went in, and the examiner asked me to play some scales. I was so nervous, I played 3 octaves and then realised I'd ran out of space. I might have then said, "FUCK!" really loudly… and she heard. FML

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By acapelladisaster - 13/03/2015 00:39 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, in my online class, I accidentally unmuted my mic. Normally that would be fine… except today I decided to serenade myself with a silly song. I didn't realize until everyone started clapping at the end of the song. FML

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By crappingrapping - 21/05/2013 15:01 - United States

Today, I thought the public restroom I was in was empty, so I started rapping. I realized the room was not empty when, recognizing the song, the person one stall over joined in. FML

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He doesn't even go here!

By ladyofzanarkand - 25/05/2018 20:30

Today, I had my high school piano recital. The entire time I was playing, one of my classmates sitting up front kept booing me and yelling "YOU SUCK" at the top of his lungs. He drowned out the entire song. FML

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By Chuffy - 04/11/2012 07:28 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, to help me get over my crippling social anxiety, my therapist encouraged me to sing in front of a crowd, since I actually have a fine singing voice. I ended up fainting onstage, mid-song. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 6 April 2011 12:08

What were you singing? 99 Problems? I got 99 problems, but good pitch ain't one.

gutzzzz 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 12:09

I'd applaud if someone could sing like a piano too.

Comments

wise1 1

Thursday 7 April 2011 10:22

67 - Were you also at the same talent show as the OP? So you were one of the applauders, eh?

cheyenne19 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 10:25

how do you even n they were even clapping for you? this story sounds made up to me.

TheAcidRomance 0

Friday 8 April 2011 4:19

I dunno what ur complaining about, that's ****** rad, lol

BarneyA 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 0:50

Surely that's a good thing? Go you!

giggletildeath 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 16:48

how is this bad?

jordynot4you 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 19:17

hahaha!

taytortot01 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 23:38

haha that sounds like a good thing(:

cobrastriker 0

Monday 11 April 2011 4:20

that would be awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

blueglue 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 8:18

"Herb is the healing of a nation. Alcohol is the destruction."

allyouneedis9 7

Wednesday 3 August 2011 5:37

This is the first you deserve it that I've seen that was for a good thing. Hopefully you did your duty and bowed to your commode auidence. If you were really good, they could throw rolls of toilet paper instead of roses. lol