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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 00:10 - United States

Today, I was asked to crawl through a sunroof because one of my coworkers locked her keys in her car. After I got the keys, instead of opening the car door, I climbed back out through the sunroof. To laughter. FML

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By TecheyTim - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Latham

Today, a coworker and I pulled a April Fools' prank on our boss. She "borrowed" his keys and rolled down his window. I took a car window from a scrap yard and sprinkled it on the ground near his door. His response was to kick the nearest object in anger. The nearest object happened to be my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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By badhairday - 04/09/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, was a nice day, so I opened the sunroof and all the windows in my car. My hair started flying around and at one point it went out the sunroof. My friends thought it would be funny to close my hair in the sunroof. They laughed until they couldn't open it up again. It short-circuited. FML

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By .... - 17/04/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML

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By chevysprint - 28/02/2010 05:36 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I was late for work so I went to smash the side window with a big rock. The rock bounced off the window and into my face. FML

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By GodDaughter - 20/09/2009 00:08 - United States

Today, I was locked out of my house so I texted my cousin to come over and help me get in. She came over, stood on a chair and lifted me through the smallest unlocked window possible. Sadly, this was my bathroom window and I ended up head-first into my toilet. FML

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By FailAtLife - 22/02/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I had a job interview at a restauraunt opening up. One manager hypothetically asked me why I should be hired. I said I was more efficient than most. I left to find I'd locked my keys in the car. It took all the managers to help me get my keys out. FML

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By KMilly - 01/05/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I rolled down the windows in my car. When I tried to roll up the passenger side window, it was stuck. Rain was coming so I freaked out and brought it to the dealership to get it fixed. The man pushed the child safety lock button and the entire garage erupted in laughter. FML

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By catherineratley - 06/05/2012 04:09 - United States - Carmi

Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML

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FirstBornUnicorn 0

Monday 13 September 2010 9:25

You exited the badass way. Who needs doors?

redbluegreen 40

Monday 13 September 2010 9:33

Are you meaning to say that isn't the normal way to get in and out of a car? Man... Life just doesn't feel the same anymore.

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3153dee 0

Friday 24 June 2011 23:21

*red formans voice* "dumbass!" lol

12dcevin 5

Wednesday 6 July 2011 19:00

idiot

turdontoast 8

Monday 22 August 2011 3:43

Screw doors! If my car had a sun roof, I'd always exit that way.

girl112891 7

Tuesday 8 November 2011 8:15

Lmao! I think I would have done the same. Sometimes you just don't think about it!

PANDALEGIT 8

Friday 9 March 2012 21:29

U ****** stupid

brianax36 14

Tuesday 31 July 2012 21:14

It only have me the option to say you deserved it anyways haha

SarcasticUnicorn 9

Thursday 23 August 2012 9:46

You should have acted like a boss once you heard all the laughter.

xopher425 19

Saturday 25 January 2014 10:44

Can't judge you too harshly, I'd probably do the same thing.

FweakofCydonia 40

Thursday 31 December 2015 2:29

This is when you hold his keys ransom and demand that person to stop laughing.

fantasyworld 37

Friday 5 August 2016 13:03

Who needs doors when you have a new way of getting in and out? We all have brain farts.

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