The illustrated FMLs

Today, I wanted revenge on my college's drinks machine. For the past two days, it forgot to release a cup before pouring my coffee. This time, I had planned ahead; I put my money in, entered the code, and quickly inserted my own cup. It gave me hot water. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 29 April 2013 07:25 / France
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By  Booda_Shun  |  28

"Revenge" on machines? It is truly a sad world we live in. Invest in a cheap coffeemaker, OP.

  Booda_Shun  |  28

Machines can't feel pain, can they? Well unless they're turrets, I guess...

  Booda_Shun  |  28

Who said he'd be bringing it to class?

  nightbirdblue  |  27

It does not matter. Revenge is never about the person, or object in this case, that one wants revenge against. It's personal. It's more about causing damage than pain. Plus there seems to be a bit of personification going on, which could lead to someone associating putting a dent in the machine as causing the machine pain.

  Wizardo  |  33

You misspelled 'Please no'.

  Jaxx66  |  21

You know, Noor.... I can see Perdix doing that! But, Doc said a lot of things.... Are you sure he wasn't saying he was funnier than both of you combined? We know how he is. :P

  Booda_Shun  |  28

Perhaps defecation, #6?

By  strokesie  |  23

Time to rage.

  Enslaved  |  36

"You failed me yet again, Starscream!"

Btw: how the hell are they making Transformers 4 when Starscream was killed in part 3? Who's going to bring Megatron back to life when he's was the only one that was able to do it!?

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