Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn.... - FML

By Anonymous - 25/09/2013 21:33 - United Kingdom

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Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML

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By Jill Shanks - 01/09/2010 06:16 - United States

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 22:00 - Australia - Brighton

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Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML

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By JN5SLK - 08/11/2013 22:29 - United States - Salt Lake City

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Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML

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By Chad - 03/06/2023 03:00 - United States - San Diego

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Today, I walked in on my roommate mid-wank because I didn’t knock before opening the door. Why was he in my room and using my computer? FML

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By anon - 25/10/2010 05:42 - United States

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Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML

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By Sarahir - 29/04/2020 05:00

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Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML

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megstiel 16

Thursday 26 September 2013 0:54

...they make that?

hunteryager 18

Thursday 26 September 2013 0:54

wow, talk about a strange fetish.

Comments

KenziDionne 14

Monday 28 October 2013 11:18

Well this is very weird clown **** I didn't know this existed man but ok what ever he likes

katebabymp7 3

Monday 11 November 2013 4:59

That's super creepy

YellowKettleBell 31

Thursday 20 March 2014 2:54

I've seen a lot of strange things, but never clown ****.

KissMyAnthia200 12

Sunday 6 April 2014 6:03

Oh,you British people! :3

fantasyworld 37

Friday 4 July 2014 14:08

There's clown ****?

shadow_delta70 2

Monday 28 July 2014 3:13

I'm not exactly sure what I just read but I wish nothing more than to forget it.

BlackFire4890 16

Tuesday 3 March 2015 4:26

its not often something renders me speechless but this did so congrats. lol

Thoricsteam20 24

Monday 30 March 2015 6:55

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HeyHay10 20

Sunday 3 May 2015 5:55

Giggity

Drosophila82 18

Saturday 16 May 2015 7:49

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