Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn.... - FML

By Anonymous - 25/09/2013 21:33 - United Kingdom

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Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML

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By JN5SLK - 08/11/2013 22:29 - United States - Salt Lake City

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By Chad - 03/06/2023 03:00 - United States - San Diego

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Today, I walked in on my roommate mid-wank because I didn’t knock before opening the door. Why was he in my room and using my computer? FML

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By anon - 25/10/2010 05:42 - United States

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Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML

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megstiel 16

Thursday 26 September 2013 0:54

...they make that?

hunteryager 18

Thursday 26 September 2013 0:54

wow, talk about a strange fetish.

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Anon4076 3

Thursday 26 September 2013 20:49

It's creepy to me that there are enough people in this world that get off on clowns for clown **** to even be a "thing".

squarecircles 13

Thursday 26 September 2013 21:28

So he likes to clown around

Mk98Mod4 11

Thursday 26 September 2013 21:50

Gives a whole new meaning to "Krusty the Clown".

happyfingers 15

Thursday 26 September 2013 22:03

Right, well if he asks you if you want to see "Mr. Wiggles" JUST SAY NO. Also, that's terrifying.

RamiUSMC 9

Thursday 26 September 2013 22:16

well you know what they say about clowns with big shoes....

HitMarkrMasacre 2

Friday 27 September 2013 5:28

so i didnt know that was real.... looked it up... and dont think i can ever "get it up" anymore...

Phenom88 4

Friday 27 September 2013 6:37

What the **** is clown ****?

rita91 5

Friday 27 September 2013 7:25

Ew disturbing!

datine22 7

Friday 27 September 2013 8:09

Lmao.. That's the first

incoherentrmblr 21

Friday 27 September 2013 9:05

Hmm, wonder if the clown from the Brave Little Toaster was in any of it...

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