Transportation: Today, I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weather for...

By frozensolid - 24/01/2013 21:25 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weather for my bus. When it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped and fell on the icy ground. The driver waited a whole 2 seconds before snorting, "Ain't nobody got time for this shit", closing the doors, and driving off. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2015 01:26 - United States - Washington

Today, I spent an hour in a snowstorm waiting for my bus to show up. After I got fed up, I decided to just clean off my car and drive to work. After I was halfway finished swiping off the snow and ice stuck to my car, the bus drove right past me. FML

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By no snow day - 05/02/2014 14:07 - United States - Round Lake

Today, like every day, I had to walk to my bus stop. The only difference today is there was snow and ice over everything. Not only did I slip and fall, soaking both myself and the contents of my bag, the bus driver saw me there at the bus stop and drove straight past. FML

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By Freezing rain walk - 21/01/2024 21:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I finally got to take the bus to the store on this icy cold day. I got there at 1 pm and found it closed. Their website said they'd open late at 10 am. Then, I missed a bus home and had to walk back in the ice and sludge. I slipped, fell on my ass, and my shoes and socks got soaked in dirty ice water. FML

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By hahahano - 24/12/2010 22:32 - United States

Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off, and drove away laughing. FML

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By shaft2112 - 03/12/2015 20:19 - Germany - Emsdetten

Today, I was walking on my crutches towards the bus through the rain. The bus driver looked into my eyes, punching the button to close the doors while I was still a few meters away. As he drove off, he kept his eyes on me, while I had to wait for another 15 minutes for the next bus in the rain. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

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By Stupid - 22/12/2014 07:45 - Australia - Bellerive

Today, I waited thirty minutes for a bus that stopped running three weeks ago. FML

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By Icy - 27/12/2009 08:43 - United States

Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML

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By insignificant - 29/10/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I was getting on a bus, the driver shut the door on me while I was half way inside. Instead of apologizing to me, he criticized me for getting in the way. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2013 06:13 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I waited over an hour for my bus. As I finally saw it approaching, I reached into my purse to grab my ticket. The lady next to me then gave the driver a hand signal to keep driving. FML

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lovecrazy12 14

Friday 25 January 2013 2:47

You should call and complain about him...that's just rude

MrMizzouBound 7

Friday 25 January 2013 2:49

"Ain't nobody got time fo dat!" - broke black lady with a burnt down apartment

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skyeyez9 24

Friday 25 January 2013 17:06

Moments like this make me appreciate that I have my own vehicle.

loveistwisted 10

Friday 25 January 2013 17:17

Sounds like Rockford.

Hiphuray4peas 27

Friday 25 January 2013 17:27

I felt OP's pain when I read this one!

Relenaz 9

Friday 25 January 2013 18:05

Karma's gonna bite this guy in the ass someday. :-)

SaveCowEatCarrot 14

Friday 25 January 2013 18:07

Aint nobody got time fo' dat! God bless Sweet Brown...

U_GotitDude 18

Friday 25 January 2013 18:43

Rude

MP3Lover128 9

Friday 25 January 2013 18:44

This happened to me yesterday too. Bus drivers can be such herks sometimes

mattrd_fml 31

Friday 25 January 2013 19:29

Aint nobody got time for dat!

dan_in_wi 12

Friday 25 January 2013 19:44

thank you tosh.o!

UMadBro_87 3

Friday 25 January 2013 22:42

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