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By Fsvb - 04/01/2017 22:08

Today, I've had bad coughing fits for a couple of days. My boyfriend and I were visiting my mom, who worriedly said I should see the doctor, because my coughing will probably keep my poor boyfriend awake at night. They keep me up at night too, mom. FML
I agree, your life sucks 487
You deserved it 31

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<p>How can a subtle mum have so obtuse a daughter?</p> <p>Learn from her! "We must get a new car so my boyfriend doesn't have to keep driving me." "We ned a new bed so my boyfriend isn't kept awake." "We need a holiday on a cruise ship so my boyfriend is relaxed after his hard work year." You simultaneously get to have your needs and desires satisfied AND to play the martyr card.</p>

Ingrained sexism, it's probably not her disliking you depending on what environment she grew up in

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Ingrained sexism, it's probably not her disliking you depending on what environment she grew up in

<p>How can a subtle mum have so obtuse a daughter?</p> <p>Learn from her! "We must get a new car so my boyfriend doesn't have to keep driving me." "We ned a new bed so my boyfriend isn't kept awake." "We need a holiday on a cruise ship so my boyfriend is relaxed after his hard work year." You simultaneously get to have your needs and desires satisfied AND to play the martyr card.</p>