Miscellaneous: Today, I've come to the conclusion that my phone addiction is...

By Anonymous - 29/06/2013 14:57 - United States

Today, I've come to the conclusion that my phone addiction is getting out of control after I typed my PIN code into the microwave. FML

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By ihateyouatt - 18/03/2010 13:30 - United States

Today, I was trying to change my PIN code in order to make my phone more secure and prevent people from getting information from it. Instead, I somehow ended up locking my phone permanently. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 20:37 - United States - Mountain Home

Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

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By TBaggins00 - 21/06/2009 07:34 - United States

Today, as I was texting a friend, I was going to warm up some cold pizza. As I got finished with a text I put the pizza in the microwave and set the timer. After the timer ran out, I opened the door and smelled burnt plastic. Turns out phones aren't meant to be in the microwave. FML

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By fuck teh poleese - 12/02/2012 21:50 - United States

Today, I realized that I probably have anger issues. I came to this conclusion after I finished screaming abuse at the microwave for beeping before I could hit the off switch. FML

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By Mike - 31/10/2009 04:22 - United Kingdom

Today, my 5 year old daughter figured out how to use the microwave, microwaving my brand new 3G iphone. It was completely wrecked. So was the microwave. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML

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By nerderer - 30/04/2015 18:48 - United States - Duluth

Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML

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By RandomMe - 26/02/2016 08:00 - Cambodia - Sihanouk

Today, I was craving some popcorn, so I went to the supermarket and bought the microwaveable type. When I got home, I remembered I didn't have a microwave. FML

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By ugheffmylife - 09/05/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I was playing with my phone and turned it on lock mode. I changed my lock code a few months ago, so that no one would be able to guess it. Turns out I can't guess it either. FML

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By anonymous - 05/04/2012 21:53 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML

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MsConfusedd 27

Saturday 29 June 2013 19:34

Your hot pockets are probably going to explode.

cottoncandymango 17

Saturday 29 June 2013 19:33

And to think that this is what our generation has come to...

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Sinistra_Blue 12

Saturday 29 June 2013 22:57

Its our new phone microwave! Check text messages and Facebook while you cook a tastey, tastey burrito! (May cause slight tumors)

chronickX 11

Sunday 30 June 2013 0:02

So is your food over cooked??

IED_HuNtEr 2

Sunday 30 June 2013 1:46

That's ok, I sometimes pull out my debit card when I get into my room which uses a hotel-like key card. Talk about addiction!

trbuson 11

Sunday 30 June 2013 3:51

I think that would be more of lack of attention to detail and/or stupidity.

JonLee 8

Sunday 30 June 2013 1:55

First world problems

accountnamevalid 3

Sunday 30 June 2013 4:15

everyone had their moments. I typed my ATM pin into the microwave once. muscle memory at its finest.

corinne_rose 9

Sunday 30 June 2013 4:31

It's ok. I do that too.

Kendrick_Llama 8

Sunday 30 June 2013 8:11

Hate people like that they are annoying!!!

SleeplessBeauty 12

Sunday 30 June 2013 9:09

Your pin was actually a secret code to diffuse the bomb in the microwave.

kanedude 4

Sunday 30 June 2013 22:52

Posted from mobile device

nurchok 15

Monday 1 July 2013 17:57

Did you at least unlock the microwave? lol

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