Cars and Transportation: Today, I used a fire extinguisher for the first time. Too bad...

By Username - 06/06/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, I used a fire extinguisher for the first time. Too bad it was on my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I learned how to use a fire extinguisher. Too bad it was on my brand new oven. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2012 02:58 - United States

Today, the office tough guy learned how to use the fire extinguisher. On me. I wasn't on fire. FML

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By BubbaYoshi117 - 07/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML

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By My__life___ - 21/05/2014 00:53 - United States - Chicago

Today, I found out that the built in lighter in my car does NOT in fact glow red when hot. I now have circles burned into my finger. FML

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By ClutchJunkie - 05/12/2016 15:44

Today, my classic car that I've put hours of wrench time into burst into flames when I tried to start it. FML

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By BrandNewLemon - 15/08/2015 02:09 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I financed my first car. I also made my first call to AAA when it broke down. It barely had any miles on it and I wasn't even home yet. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2017 18:00

Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML

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By crayons128 - 24/01/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML

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By GrandTheftArson - 09/03/2016 03:51 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, my ex stole my car keys. Good news is she can't drive stick. Bad news is she set my car on fire. FML

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By fire - 15/12/2009 00:00 - United States

Today, I had to call 911. Why? My fireplace caught on fire. FML

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FiberOptometrist 0

Monday 6 June 2011 11:56

Hot day, huh?

kut19 6

Monday 6 June 2011 11:59

good thing you were close to a fire extinguisher. you could have been in the middle of nowhere.

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Krilleee 5

Monday 6 June 2011 12:43

hot and creeemy! haha sweet ;)

georggx 3

Monday 6 June 2011 12:59

aww fun fun!

jdog1231 0

Monday 6 June 2011 13:15

sucks to be u at least u didn't get burned o wait ur car did lol

Divi324 0

Monday 6 June 2011 13:22

Ouch you must be fuming hot !!!!! I am wondering if it was your ex who set it on fire?

muchagente 5

Monday 6 June 2011 13:39

your car! too bad. otherwise it would have been great, i guess.

ekkkke 0

Monday 6 June 2011 13:57

it's not exactly a FML

Carpy 8

Monday 6 June 2011 14:07

Great accomplishment!

pulse18 2

Monday 6 June 2011 14:26

pretty much any scenario in which you have to use a fire extinguisher would be a bad one

tuckriggs 0

Monday 6 June 2011 14:51

goddam **** suckers.

sxe_beast 11

Monday 6 June 2011 15:00

Yay car insurance!

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