Miscellaneous: Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush... - FML

By clumsy - 07/05/2013 00:45 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML

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By fmlman - 15/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Rawlins

Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML

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By harro101 - 05/03/2010 05:24 - Australia

Today, the guy I liked for years asked me out. I instantly said yes. As I was walking away, I forgot I was at the top of the stairs and fell down 20 steps. He stood at the top and laughed. FML

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By Unknown - 09/02/2010 05:50 - United States

Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML

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By Awkward - 01/02/2013 22:53 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML

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By staciedee - 01/06/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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By anonymous - 30/07/2014 02:36 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML

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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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By laurisshnazzy - 07/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

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By wtf - 16/06/2016 06:02 - United States - Fairfield

Today, my best friend was walking next to her crush, so I pushed her into him gently as a joke. She ended up stepping on his foot, which caused him to fall and crack his head against the floor. FML

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By brelni - 28/11/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend came over to visit. Being nice, I let him walk down the stairs first, following after him. I still managed to reach the bottom before he did; after taking one step, I lost my footing and fell all the way down, scraping the skin off my arms and legs, and bruising my butt. FML

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cocacola999 27

Tuesday 7 May 2013 9:32

He sounds extremely rude - if someone falls, people should at least make sure they're ok. Then again, that's what you get for using cheap tricks.

poopsi 19

Tuesday 7 May 2013 9:31

Well that was rude of him.. Try just approaching him and talking to him, OP. Though he seems like a jerk if he didn't even try to help you up..

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CupOTea666 9

Tuesday 7 May 2013 23:55

Thats what I call a douche

AmexBlack 24

Wednesday 8 May 2013 0:21

This made me chuckle

Sonotsuave 35

Wednesday 8 May 2013 1:03

Yeah, that never works. Sorry.

FR05TY 9

Wednesday 8 May 2013 1:37

I guess it's true what they say, Bitches be trippen.

carminecris89 13

Wednesday 8 May 2013 3:03

Embarrassing yourself to get a guys attention, that doesn't seem desperate at all.

Sillabub 15

Wednesday 8 May 2013 3:08

Life isn't a romantic comedy...

cbwjm 8

Wednesday 8 May 2013 6:48

I'd say this is a good test. Fall, if he doesn't help you up then probably not worth it. Although maybe he has helped a girl who has fallen over before who turned out to be a feminism extremist who claimed he only helped because he thought women were the weaker sex. I might be putting too much thought into this, he was probably just an arsehole.

Faith13 16

Wednesday 8 May 2013 10:34

Were you aware he was a jackass before you attempted this romantic comedy routine?

theaaxis 27

Wednesday 8 May 2013 18:47

He's literally got girls falling for him xD

AlexiAwesome 10

Thursday 9 May 2013 3:48

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