Intimacy: Today, I tried to take off my girlfriend's bra. When I finally... - FML

By HatedbyBras - 14/06/2009 21:37 - Netherlands

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Today, I tried to take off my girlfriend's bra. When I finally unhooked it, it snapped back and hit me in the eye. FML

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By fryebaby623 - 13/11/2015 05:47 - United States - Vero Beach

Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML

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Romantic move

By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2011 05:54 - United States

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Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML

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By Glassjaw - 01/08/2009 07:23 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I had gotten tipsy and found ourselves in the bedroom. We started to fool around and she leaned over to put her watch on the nightstand. I tried to undo her bra, which surprised her, because she elbowed me in the nose so hard that I ended up passing out from the pain. FML

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By shiftybizniss - 16/04/2009 18:43 - Canada

Today, I tried to sneak up on my girlfriend who was sitting in her car with one of her girlfriends. I snuck up to the driver's side window and tried to startle her by banging on the window. The window was down. My thumb went right in her eye. She has to wear a patch for 2 weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2021 14:01

Today, I was putting on my sweatpants and accidentally stepped on the elastic drawstring. I moved my foot. The string snapped upward with great speed and hit me in my open eye. My eyeball is not happy with me. FML

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Defeated

By Anonymous - 01/07/2012 23:08

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML

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By Unknown - 15/11/2009 05:21 - United States

Today, I decided to wear a tight, long-sleeved shirt that showed off my body. As I was trying to roll up my sleeves, I realized how tight this shirt really was. It wouldn't budge past my elbow and I tugged to hard I ended up punching myself in the eye. I now have a swollen, black and blue eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2023 22:00

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Today, I was having sex with my partner and we got very into it. I went to wrap my hand around his neck and somehow accidentally poked my finger in his eye socket so hard he ended up in emergency. He still can’t see properly out of that eye now. FML

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By gimmeabreak0_o - 18/06/2010 07:18 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was with my girlfriend and thought it would be cool to rip off my shirt while we were making out. It wasn't. Her bed was under a bookshelf and my shirt didn't even come off. I busted my head while she busted up laughing. FML

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funsize003 0

Monday 15 June 2009 1:04

good lord how do you manage her pants? they probably have a belt, with a buckle, and maybe a button or a zipper and EVERYTHING. ******* confusing.

AAAcheetahgrl 0

Monday 15 June 2009 1:02

were you taking it off with your mouth or something? seriously, bras are not that difficult...haha

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Phillay632 0

Monday 15 June 2009 1:50

#33, yeah right. No guy is going to give up and walk away simply because he is struggling with an article of clothing. You'd be surprised with how much a guy is willing to endure in order to get some action. Even if she kept a rabid badger in her pants, the guy probably isn't going anywhere, because there is still a chance he could get some.

mouseintern 0

Monday 15 June 2009 1:51

Well at least you got it off. More than one guy has been stopped by a simple bra latch that is somehow suddenly locked down tighter than Ford Knox.

Vasir 2

Monday 15 June 2009 1:52

41 - No, it doesn't because spelling and IQ are different. Anyone can make a small typo.

heatherlk4 0

Monday 15 June 2009 1:53

i call BULLLLLLLSHIT.

missshortstack 0

Monday 15 June 2009 1:54

Thats not good, sorry dude.

funsize003 0

Monday 15 June 2009 1:55

44 k I was kidding but alright hahah.

aback 4

Monday 15 June 2009 1:55

You can get back at her first time she goes down on you if you know what I mean.

brown_eyed_girl 0

Monday 15 June 2009 1:55

go #44! shut up #47!

Vasir 2

Monday 15 June 2009 1:58

I'm sorry 47, but why do you hypocrite my spelling when your's isnt perfect either? Oh, kidding? Sorry.

Duckasaurus 0

Monday 15 June 2009 1:58

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