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By lateralligator - 12/12/2014 16:35 - Canada - Whitchurch-stouffville

Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML

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By Thescarlettfox - 16/02/2020 01:00

Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML

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By noname - 27/12/2008 04:07 - France

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2014 17:45 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I decided to bring down a very old fan from the attic. I plugged it in, and as soon as I turned it on, tiny spiders were blown all over my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 13:59

Today, I was taking a shower when I noticed the huge spider above my head. Now, being the smart person I am, I sprayed the water up at it, causing it to fall. Right on my face. FML

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By SpideyFace - 19/03/2011 01:36 - Canada

Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML

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By beatricesank - 23/05/2009 14:03 - Canada

Today, I was straightening my hair when I heard this crunching, sizzling sound. Taking the flat iron away, I realized that I had just fused a spider to my hair with the heat. FML

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Freakout

By emmey - 23/07/2009 19:43 - United States

Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML

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By Karmas3itch - 12/05/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML

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By spiderwoman - 15/04/2011 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a spider crawling across a poster in my bedroom, so I smacked the spot below it to scare the spider into climbing back up the wall. Instead, because the poster wasn't completely flat to the wall, I catapulted the spider straight into my face. FML

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fortune789 17

Saturday 13 December 2014 0:44

The itsy bitsy spider went up the dryer vent! Out came the roommate and out the spider went!

EatOrphans4Fun 24

Saturday 13 December 2014 0:43

Hmm.. Flying spiders. Who knew?

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evalu8tor 12

Saturday 13 December 2014 3:14

I'll be your roommate

xKai_Axelx 12

Saturday 13 December 2014 3:59

You haven't washed your hair in THAT long?

gracier 2

Saturday 13 December 2014 4:23

You just confirmed my fear of that happening to ne

makaramiracles 18

Saturday 13 December 2014 4:36

This is some next level NOPE-age.

toneeangel 22

Saturday 13 December 2014 4:41

I would literally have to try and beat my face off if that happened.

jelrid 30

Saturday 13 December 2014 4:49

Surprise!

Domonator 16

Saturday 13 December 2014 4:52

Today, I was minding my own business when suddenly, a hot wind picked me up and threw me at a giant screaming face! Oh, the horror! FML

xwingtwo 15

Saturday 13 December 2014 4:54

DB what are you doing blow drying your face?

Faith2101 10

Saturday 13 December 2014 4:56

lol man that sucks, point it the other way next time!!!!

joyboy390 12

Saturday 13 December 2014 5:28

That sucks about the spider i think that would surprise anyone lol but hey at least your roommate got a good show lol

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