Love: Today, I took my girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic... - FML

By CombatShadow45 - 25/11/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic to the park, so I could propose to her. The moment was just right, I made my move. I knelt down on one knee and asked her. Her response was "you're kneeling in dog poop." I looked down. She was right. FML

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By -bird-poop- - 10/10/2009 12:52 - Germany

Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML

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A Poopy Proposal

By aliciababy24 - 25/07/2017 21:00 - Australia - Ashburton

Today, while on a weekend away, my boyfriend and I went for a walk. I now get to tell everyone the story of how my boyfriend got down on one knee into a pile of cow shit while proposing. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 15:47 - United States - Arlington

Today, I got on one knee in front of my girlfriend. I pulled out the ring, uttered the words, "Lisa, will you…" then abruptly shat my pants. FML

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By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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By maebyf - 31/08/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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By ryansmithho - 24/11/2010 19:06 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML

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By ItRainedOutside - 06/01/2013 08:49 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, after 3 years with my dream girl, I decided to pop the question by making her complete a scavenger hunt ending in her finding me, suit and everything, by the park bench where we had our first kiss. She came home tired and, instead of following the clues, decided to watch TV all day. FML

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By youmakemesick - 12/11/2009 05:36 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 4 years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me and then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2013 20:26 - United States - Houston

Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML

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Vava12321 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 1:44

okkayy.. yeah.. that sucks.. but.. DID SHE SAY YES?? :D

xCrackerx 3

Thursday 26 November 2009 1:44

What a (please forgive me) shitty situation!

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SammiSugar369 0

Monday 30 November 2009 1:14

If thats all she had to say, then wow

dkcmc 0

Monday 30 November 2009 11:00

Aaaaw, so sweet though :i

ColdGold 6

Monday 30 November 2009 18:54

Nice.

MisterComedy 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 1:26

...did she say yes?

silasandseansfml 0

Monday 18 January 2010 15:11

I remember this senario it was called scary movie 3

quietlytearful 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 21:34

so, did she say yes?

koda446 4

Monday 12 April 2010 7:09

dude did she say yes or no?

howipostfml 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 8:11

Guess it wasn't so perfect after all, huh? YDI for even thinking it would be.

idklalaalala 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 3:45

did she says yes?!

May525XoXo 8

Monday 8 August 2011 22:57

Awww, hopefully she said yes?

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