By Anonymous - 17/02/2015 19:17 - United States

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Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML
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_kyleG_ 34

Who the hell just gives a handjob anyway? That's about as exciting as cheating on your diet with broccoli soda.

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gracehi 31

Hey, you can't expect your sister to go all the way on a first date. What kind of a girl do you think she is?

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cmonger 27

Maybe I'm missing something, but what difference would having a dog make?

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swanheart 35

Because if she had a dog then the dog would have given her boyfriend a handjob, obviously! :)

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tdawg91 17

He would have but unfortunately, she forgot to send fido to the groomers for a nail trim that month

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MyDadLeftMeInKFC 21

Sorry OP. You're better off without him.. And maybe your sister, too.

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nix1993 41

Your boyfriend's an ass, but your sister is a backstabbing bitch... They sound like they deserve each other.

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pjsr 32

I've got to hand it to you, OP, you didn't let that jerk get the best of you!

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8Dirty1 24

sounds like you don't love him if you didn't care what you witnessed just let him go

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RainEliseWolf 16

OP never stated she didn't care. Your point is invalid.

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ItsDutch 16

Why on Earth would you cheat on someone for a handjob..

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PSYqualiac 17

Because he couldn't get more from OP?

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Mossygirl357 12

I would dump him and then beat my sister's ass.

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150493x 29

Clearly they're made for each other. I'm just sorry that because it's your sister you'll always have that reminder of what they did.

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RBW_Slave 9

For the sweetest revenge, you should have taken a pic and shown it to your parents. Ex-bf shown out by your dad, and sister shamed.

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karma_kicks_back 16

I probably would have done that actually. Let it be known what they are both like. Maybe I'm a little spiteful though!

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Khaleesi_26 30

Even cheaters don't deserve to be cheated on. It is wrong. ummm this was not the comment I clicked on. That reply was for @slackerjoe

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