Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him. He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless. He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next time." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my best guy friend, who I have loved for years. I was talking about school and all of a sudden he said, "I love you." I flipped out saying, "Oh my god, oh my god. I love you too!" He responded with, "What?" He was talking to his mom, who was walking out the door. FML
Today, I told the guy I liked about my feelings, and he says, "Sorry I don’t like you, but can I get your sister's number?" FML
Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
Today, I told my best friend of 10 years that somewhere along the way I fell in love with him and I think we should be together. His response? "I appreciate the sentiment." FML
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
Today, I told the guy I've been in love with for a year how I felt. He replied, "There will never be an us, but you can send nudes if you like." FML
Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML
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Top comments
Original_Outcast 23
And you milady have been friendzoned or sistered I feel you.
d4m4s74 12
Familyzoned!
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Comments (105)
darkcobrabws 2
"Better luck next time" You dear, just dodged a bullet. A childhood friend sayin' that, isn't worth your time if you ask me...
LuckBeNimble 19
at least he was honest. sounds like a solid foundation between friends, especially considering the position she put him in. deciding a life-long friend is not worth your time because they're not romantically interested in you is a bit immature, bitter, and spiteful. I'd hope OP is above that.
Kilv 13
And maybe the guy OP is in love with just didn't know what to say and wanted to cool the situation down. I would feel really uncomfortable too being in this situation and I would probably also say something stupid!
chuka81 27
At least now you know you have an extra brother. Better luck next time.
hama806 19
I guess that's the way some brothers treat their sisters. Better luck next time OP.
fuzz97 23
I see literally nothing wrong with the way he treated her
hama806 19
I don't either. I was J O K I N G. :)
OneLittleAdditio 9
Had a relationship with a guy I knew half my life. it ended bad now we dont talk. sometimes its better to look beyond our circle of friends...
awkwardturtl3 3
is he your best friend?
karlcolt45 19
ask him to take a trip to the south with you...the deep south
raytyler26 16
So he's gay?
TVKill3r 15
More so along the lines of he would rather keep her as a friend. Some guys aren't sex seeking pigs you know.
fatlemonjefferso 8
Maybe she's ugly.
loti18 8
I've been there too. It sucks at first but after a while I realised I'd rather be friends than have no contact at all. It will get better :)
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Well at least he was honest with you, although he could have refrained from saying "Better luck next time", that was an unnecessary jab.
Axel5238 29
This is why a lot of guys and guys are single. The girl either doesn't want to say anything and the guy might not have any clue or in some cases the girl expects the guy to make the first move. If your interested show it. They might be willing but not have a clue.
thelastavailable 13
This is why I would never tell a guy I like him, I couldn't deal with that sort of horrible rejection.
kabza 13
#27 rejection isnt THAT bad.
solarrunner 16
I guess you will be a forever alone then.
Inciter 33
If you never tell someone how you feel, you risk being alone forever. Wouldn't it be more painful to be alone than to face the possibility of rejection?
BellaBelle_fml 23
It's always better to ask and get a no, than not ask and might have gotten a yes.