By Sarah - 09/04/2015 20:24 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I told my younger brother that I'm a lesbian. Now he keeps asking me if I want to play rock, paper, vagina. FML
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luarasticks 13

technically, the joke would still work with the classic rock, paper, scissors.

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gracehi 31

That sucks, although I'm guessing you don't.

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artoozie13 15

If your brother is accepting and doing this to pick on you the way siblings do, then it would just be business a usual. He probably loves you in his annoying young brother ways.

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anonamous14 9

****** should beat everything. After all it is used to give birth.

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Gillett 23

True but some freaks of nature such as myself, are born via cesarean section.

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the_aspect 28

the joke would be paper, rock, scissors, however, why would he throw the word ******? is he young to understand that body part very well and if he know what it means then he should understand.

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8313girl 28

Scissoring is a lesbian sex act.

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gonnawhupu 13

Congratulations on coming out and I hope your brother becomes more mature

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The_Avatar 22

What did you think he would stop being your brother? He's supposed to be annoying

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Badkarma4u 17

That made me lol

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redneckpunk 14

Wait shouldn't there be some form of scissoring in there since your a lesbian?

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angeluv_2014 22

But scissors is a lesbian sex move? this just replaces a good, subtle joke with a painfully obvious, shitty joke

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skyeyez9 24

Brothers can be jerks. Mine always called me a "n!gger." Despite me being asian and italian and we both have the same parents. He in't too bright either.

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