Miscellaneous: Today, I told my friends I had been hiding something that I wanted...

By ClosetMishap - 10/11/2009 16:25 - Canada

Today, I told my friends I had been hiding something that I wanted to come clean on. My one friend responds by saying, "FINALLY you come out of the closet. It's about time." I'm not gay. I was just going to tell them my parents were getting a divorce. FML

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Casual homophobia

By GuyWhoCameOutFinally - 25/10/2022 16:00 - Netherlands - Eindhoven

Today, I came out to my parents and siblings as gay. They were very accepting and asked me why I waited until I was 25 to do so. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was their own homophobic remarks that kept me closeted since I realized it at 14, and that a previous coming-out to a parent was dismissed as 'a phase'. FML

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Unexpected

By Anonymous - 25/04/2022 16:00

Today, I came out to my parents. Their response was basically, "Oh, you’re coming out? But we’ve known for years. It was obvious, so obvious we never knew you were in the closet in the first place." FML

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By augiedd - 05/03/2014 02:46 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML

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By Asterisk1009 - 29/06/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML

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Follow the lifescript

By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 07:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I came out to my parents as lesbian. Surprisingly, they were OK with it… just as long as I still marry a dude, give them grandbabies, and keep the whole lesbian thing a deep, dark, shameful secret that we never talk about again. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2018 19:00

Today, I came out to my therapist as gay. Claiming that my parents "can't be that homophobic", my therapist outed me to them. They kicked me out of the house. FML

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This is me

By EchoDearEcho - 04/02/2010 14:52 - Australia

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML

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By Just_do_it_17 - 09/05/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML

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By teriyaki124 - 21/03/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML

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Denial

By OutOfTheCloset - 02/06/2012 06:50 - United States - Clifton

Today, I came out of the closet. I came out on Facebook to spare myself awkward conversations and gossip. I wrote a deeply meaningful status about my partner and my pride in who I was. The only responses were, "Lol", "Hacked", and similar remarks. FML

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Ilovelife07 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 20:12

YDI for somehow thinking telling your friends about your parents being divorced is "coming clean"

boone_fml 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 20:12

FYL cause your friend thought you were gay? big deal.

Comments

CountDuk 5

Wednesday 11 November 2009 4:56

haha this happpened to me once as well! :) just explain it to him.

caamm 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 13:01

lol at you thinking being called gay is a fml moment.

youfaililaugh 0

Friday 13 November 2009 1:00

YDI for acting like a fag. :D

stafferty 0

Friday 15 January 2010 19:10

Why don't you just admit you are gay now along with the whole divorce thing. It will turn two awkward conversations into just one. It's more efficent that way.

brucesgirl 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 16:41

wow some friends you have

ummmhii 0

Wednesday 9 May 2012 7:19

That's awkward...

rain_or_shine 8

Friday 2 November 2012 4:27

Your wording could have been better, but hopefully if you tell your friends and explain they will be there foryou. Otherwise, its not worth it.

lemonademixer 7

Monday 14 January 2013 6:35

WOW... interesting pals you've got there...?

SaucyGirl106 18

Thursday 27 February 2014 2:04

you could always ask them why they thought you were gay. either way, I don't see how it matters (their opinion) unless it's stopping you from having an S.O.