Miscellaneous: Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML

By Anonymous - 02/06/2011 04:17

Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML

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By Anon - 28/11/2023 14:00 - Canada

Today, after I tried to plan a surprise party for my friend, and a series of miscommunications and accidental reveals, it turned it into a surprise party for myself. I walked into a room filled with people shouting, "Surprise!" FML

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By TanjinaRubbaiyat - 15/01/2010 08:49 - Bangladesh

Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 006

By Killme - 13/07/2016 02:10

Today, as a birthday present, my friends threw a surprise party for me. I was so surprised, I pissed myself in front of everyone, including my crush. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 131

You deserved it 2 104

By nofriends - 09/02/2016 05:17 - United States - Boise

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 077

You deserved it 1 956

By Anonymous - 17/11/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, I had a surprise birthday party thrown in my honor. All of my friends and family had been invited, and all of the details were perfect. Who threw the party for me? My ex-girlfriend who I dumped last week for "not being thoughtful enough." FML

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You deserved it 58 054

By Anonymous - 26/01/2010 18:55 - Canada

Today, my family threw me a surprise party for my 29th Birthday. My brother-in-law sent me a text telling me they were all waiting for me to arrive. Thinking it was at my sister's home, I drove two hours there. It was actually at my parents' house. I missed my party and they ate my cake. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 349

You deserved it 8 717

By Anonymous - 20/03/2009 21:03 - United States

Today, I decided I would tell my mom I'm not going to marry my fiancé because it just didn't feel right, only to walk into my own surprise engagement party. FML

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You deserved it 9 533

Happy birthday, I suppose…

By chessgeeksam - 14/03/2009 19:28 - United States

Today, I learned that the surprise party thrown for my girlfriend's 19th birthday was wonderful and she couldn't be happier. Except that I didn't show up. Apparently 40 people were invited but I wasn't one of them. We've been going out for three years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 77 472

You deserved it 4 052

By presente13 - 17/05/2013 04:35 - United States

Today, my family and friends decided to throw a surprise party for my 16th birthday. I was so surprised that the shortness of breath triggered a serious asthma attack. FML

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You deserved it 3 839

By Suprise - 17/08/2013 04:38 - United States

Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML

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You deserved it 8 932

RecklessJellyBea 7

Thursday 2 June 2011 12:24

I'm surprised you were even invited.

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 2 June 2011 12:11

And you're genuinely surprised it's come to this?

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EgoCzech 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 20:56

MPD much?

ckay6 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 21:38

i dont know how to respond to this..

bleepbloopthis 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 21:56

it's not really a surprise if you know it's going to happend.

daniismiles11 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 21:59

noo invitee ? :(

Luvmehateme292 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 22:22

The worst part was that not even OP showed up. They were talking sh!t to their stuffed animal collection about how lame OP is.

Lulicah 3

Thursday 2 June 2011 22:34

Wow, how did that work out for you? Were you surprised?!

nocanhaz 4

Thursday 2 June 2011 23:03

Done that before it's fun.

iexcell 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 23:05

u suckk

Mrrevorp 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 23:12

who the **** invited YOU??!

lowshadows 21

Thursday 2 June 2011 23:32

Now that's just sad.

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Same thing different taste

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Happy birthday, I suppose…

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