Miscellaneous: Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML

By Anonymous - 02/06/2011 04:17

Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML

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By Anon - 28/11/2023 14:00 - Canada

Today, after I tried to plan a surprise party for my friend, and a series of miscommunications and accidental reveals, it turned it into a surprise party for myself. I walked into a room filled with people shouting, "Surprise!" FML

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By TanjinaRubbaiyat - 15/01/2010 08:49 - Bangladesh

Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML

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By Killme - 13/07/2016 02:10

Today, as a birthday present, my friends threw a surprise party for me. I was so surprised, I pissed myself in front of everyone, including my crush. FML

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By nofriends - 09/02/2016 05:17 - United States - Boise

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, I had a surprise birthday party thrown in my honor. All of my friends and family had been invited, and all of the details were perfect. Who threw the party for me? My ex-girlfriend who I dumped last week for "not being thoughtful enough." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2010 18:55 - Canada

Today, my family threw me a surprise party for my 29th Birthday. My brother-in-law sent me a text telling me they were all waiting for me to arrive. Thinking it was at my sister's home, I drove two hours there. It was actually at my parents' house. I missed my party and they ate my cake. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2009 21:03 - United States

Today, I decided I would tell my mom I'm not going to marry my fiancé because it just didn't feel right, only to walk into my own surprise engagement party. FML

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Happy birthday, I suppose…

By chessgeeksam - 14/03/2009 19:28 - United States

Today, I learned that the surprise party thrown for my girlfriend's 19th birthday was wonderful and she couldn't be happier. Except that I didn't show up. Apparently 40 people were invited but I wasn't one of them. We've been going out for three years. FML

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You deserved it 4 052

By presente13 - 17/05/2013 04:35 - United States

Today, my family and friends decided to throw a surprise party for my 16th birthday. I was so surprised that the shortness of breath triggered a serious asthma attack. FML

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By Suprise - 17/08/2013 04:38 - United States

Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML

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Thursday 2 June 2011 12:24

I'm surprised you were even invited.

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 2 June 2011 12:11

And you're genuinely surprised it's come to this?

Comments

nekro_onslaught 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 18:02

I'll party with ya :) haha

kportal69 5

Thursday 2 June 2011 18:02

I think this is an all time low for sadness.

justanotherrando_fml 2

Thursday 2 June 2011 19:05

I suppose you were the only guest too, huh?

Mabster84 2

Thursday 2 June 2011 19:10

Here's what people don't seem to understand. Whether you're lonely because you don't have a spouse, or lonely because, in general, you don't have any friends outside of your family you NEED to change your daily habits. Change your lifestyle, change your frame of mind. Get a new job, hang out outside of the house somewhere you don't normally spend time at, just CHANGE certain parts of your life. Hell, start a workout routine, take a day trip, have a weekend getaway for yourself. Do SOMETHING that has you thinking a little differently. If you do any of these things and you start to change your frame of mind, life has a way of putting you on the right track.