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By fullmoonfml - 12/08/2010 23:05 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to moon people out of my friend's car window. I rolled down the window and mooned a random couple. You should have seen the looks on their faces when I had to get out of the car and pick up my phone and wallet, which were in my back pocket. FML

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By MasterMcrib - 17/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Highland Park

Today, while walking down the street I thought it would be funny to moon a crowd of old people taking a photo, in a few seconds a couple of them started pointing in my direction... Turns out they were pointing at the car that ran me over shortly after. FML

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By whoneedsdumbcars - 14/08/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I forgot to take my wallet off the roof of my car and drove away, onto the highway. A man behind me began flashing his lights and waving his arms. I thought he was freaking out because I cut him off. I flipped him off. He was trying to tell me that all my money was flying down the road. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2021 23:01 - Canada

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to prank my friend. When he came to pick me up in his car, I pulled up my mask, put on my toque, got in the back seat and yelled "This is a robbery! Don't talk! Drive now!" I'd hopped in the back of the wrong car. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2014 15:21 - United States

Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 00:10 - United States

Today, I was asked to crawl through a sunroof because one of my coworkers locked her keys in her car. After I got the keys, instead of opening the car door, I climbed back out through the sunroof. To laughter. FML

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By badhairday - 04/09/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, was a nice day, so I opened the sunroof and all the windows in my car. My hair started flying around and at one point it went out the sunroof. My friends thought it would be funny to close my hair in the sunroof. They laughed until they couldn't open it up again. It short-circuited. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with a couple of friends. While walking through the parking lot, we saw a very dirty car. You couldn't even see the inside of the car through the windows. I thought it would be funny to trace on the window, "Wash Me." After doing so, the driver got out of the car. FML

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By NoFightResponse - 24/04/2009 03:53 - United States

Today, I parked my car on the street late at night, when I was distracted by a text message. Some guy then gets in my passenger side. Panicked, thinking I was being robbed, I bolt out of my car bruising my head and dropping my phone onto the pavement. The guy meant to get in the car behind me. FML

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By TecheyTim - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Latham

Today, a coworker and I pulled a April Fools' prank on our boss. She "borrowed" his keys and rolled down his window. I took a car window from a scrap yard and sprinkled it on the ground near his door. His response was to kick the nearest object in anger. The nearest object happened to be my car. FML

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unfortunate_13 5

Friday 13 August 2010 9:14

"Today, I thought it would be funny to moon people out of my friend's car window." --> the first sentence alone already screams for YDI

Freeze_fml 16

Friday 13 August 2010 9:14

You're an ass.

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Veegulkz 6

Friday 13 August 2010 21:36

YDI for being an asshole mooning them!

LMAO_atLife 8

Friday 13 August 2010 23:29

Try "pressed ham" next time...in other words, leave the window up!

thescyphozoa 6

Saturday 14 August 2010 0:29

I read the first sentence and immediately clicked YDI.

dominik_kolodzie 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 5:24

youre retarded.

UpYoursInAdvance 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 5:47

You OP, Just fail... At LIFE

xboxxbox 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 6:35

asshole. ydi.

Wandering_Witch 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 22:24

I bet they were thinking... "It's nice to see the face behind the ass." LOL

shanie123 10

Wednesday 8 September 2010 8:01

stupid indeed

Sahib15 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 3:34

EPIC FAILURE!!! I hope they laughed at you and took pictures. That's just sad.................never mind it's still funny. bahahahahaha SUCKER!!

MCKCWHITETIGER 0

Monday 31 January 2011 15:45

LOL!!

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