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By anonymous / Saturday 14 July 2012 05:06 / United States - Columbus
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T for This comment has nothing to do with this FML

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  zine_fml  |  5

Why does your bio say message you when that's not possible..?

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  Isoldael  |  25

Wasn't aware that adults couldn't even TALK to minors anymore without "subtly" being accused of being a pedophile... Geez people, paranoid much? On-topic: I'm guessing OP didn't want to get up and be half naked in the light of that flash light

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Also, even if he was sexually attracted to her that would not make him a pedophile, a pedophile is a person who is attracted to pre-pubescent children who have not developed yet, not just anyone under 18 years of age.

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  p3mguin  |  7

No actually, a profile can be someone over the age of 18 sexually attracted to someone under the age of 18. Put at least 5 years inbetween then it's a pedo.

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  Senseless_487  |  29

There are actually different classifications depending on the age group. If he was attracted to a 13 year old, it would be called hebephilia. Pedophilia is if he's attracted to someone 11 or under. Dunno why I decided to put this; guess I just wanted to enlighten.

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  Drigr  |  8

Damn 41, I will have to inform my mom she is with a pedophile for being with someone more than 5 years older than her... As much as I don't wanna jump to conclusions, it IS a little weird he is trying to get a hold of a 13 yr old that he doesnt even know over the internet. But, being a gamer who talks to people of all ages, all over the world, I will give him the benefit of the doubt, with the warning of, don't meet this guy, or anyone you meet on the internet, alone, in person, in a dark alley.

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  ygdrassil  |  17

Ready your Justin Bieber jokes for a list of chronophilia-related terms: nepiophilia–infants and toddlers pedophilia–prepubescent children hebephilia–early adolescents ephebophilia–late adolescents teleiophilia–full-grown adults gerontophilia–elderly people And people say it's useless to know ancient Greek.

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Yeah really, more like Prince I'm a lil Wuss haha

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  drunkandfml  |  11

Firstly, it's called a 'PUBLIC park'

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  Slai_fml  |  3

There was another FML where some parents took their kid to a bench at a public park and said "this is where you were conceived". Apparently it was good enough for some people!

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  onlychildFTW  |  33

Yeah. She's just working up the courage so she's a half nudist when no people are around. And if the one who found them was a guy I'm sure he'd like the view! Lol.

By  stej1985  |  3

just act like its your house and he's in the wrong for being on your property, and that your ex boyfriend is jealous and has gone for his shotgun. I'm pretty sure that will invoke an armed response manhunt for him. this serves 2 purposes, 1) attention off you as you become a "victim" 2) your future boyfriends will NEVER ditch you. of course it also makes for a good story which makes you look crazy..but if he wasn't running before he soon would be lol.

By  scottsteiner  |  1

You can have alll my clothes n undergarments ;-)

By  pdp_fml  |  21

Did you make a run for it too? Your boy friend is a coward for leaving you there. He should have at least tried to protect you by confronting the person with the flashlight.

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