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  Eaglestrike117  |  29

Be thankful it wasn't someone else doing the raping.

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I hope OP didn't like it

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I couldn't use a tampon until I had lost my virginity and a while after that. It was just too painful to use one beforehand. Everyone is different though; just use what you're comfortable with; there is no need to rush.

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  julian24245  |  0

You're doing it wrong.

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  skoob  |  4

*still counts* "just had sex" reference

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It hurts like a bitch when you're trying to use them for the first time. If it doesn't stop hurting, it's probably not in far enough. Keep trying! In the long run, it's worth the uncomfortable feeling. Also, use a plastic applicator! Way easier than cardboard.

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  DustyStorm  |  16

There's even tiny tampons for tiny twats.... Tampons won't break the hymen in 99.9% of cases especially if you use common sense and take it easy and relax. Shove a super in there at warp speed? Yer gonna do some damage.... (yer is not a typo....it's the new you're...) ;)

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  alicianoar  |  7

All you people are retarded. How hard is it to put a fucking tampon in? Spastics.

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^do you wanna try shoving a tampon up your vagina and then telling us How hard it is? Or do you want me to do it for you. Unless youre a dude then you shouldnt be talking cause you dont have experience of anything

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  alicianoar  |  7

It isn't hard to do unless you're mentally challenged. And I'm a girl.

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  bamagrl410  |  31

Well congratulations on being an absolute genius. However, the rest of us retards have had a problem or two with it & therefore sympathize with OP. It's not always easy the first time for anything. This included.

By  TheNewGuy03  |  26

You know, as much as I hate rape and rapists, something about "self-rape" just makes me chuckle inside. And a little on the outside. |the kid|

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  Jakesterk96  |  8

*lol

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  ShroomsOnAcid  |  15

168, You're one to talk, with your puny, not even 80 comments against his - over 1000. FML isn't a popularity contest and it isn't Facebook. It shouldn't matter who's "famous" or not, and I think the actual reason for doing that was addressed on another FML. Whatever happened to private messages for private inquiries? Is the idiot parade marching through here tonight or what?

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  Idonebeenhad  |  17

^ Not a popularity contest? Oh pleeeeease, I try all the time, so hard, so very hard, it's almost pathetic really. I wish people would like me and add me to their fav lists, but no takers so far. I can't POSSIBLY think why. LOL!

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-185 I'd just like to point out that amount of posts does not ensure quality. For example, you can rarely comment but as long as they aren't thumbed down, it doesn't really matter. It just matters if you can make yourself liked. |ArmPit sex| oh and |Bacon| that to.

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  ShroomsOnAcid  |  15

205, I mentioned post number as a reference for who's been around longer, and who's made a bigger contribution to the comments. I remember |the kid|'s posts from long before I made an account, but I personally haven't seen 168 post anything of substance. Also, I would have to disagree that all that matters is making yourself well liked and popular. I think what really matters is posting something entertaining, expressing your opinion coherently, and/or participating in interesting discussions. I personally am not here to have my ass kissed, but I do appreciate the support I've gotten. As long as there's even one person out there who's either laughed at or agreed with something I've said, I'm content with that. I don't give a shit about numbers. Lastly, Perdix and DocBastard might be well known, but I doubt either of them sat around dreaming and scheming about it. It's just natural.

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  ihasbrains  |  10

Understood where you're coming from, shrooms, but it is definitely pretentious of him to add a signature at the end of each comment. I've always found it annoying as well, especially because his comments don't provoke lol's or anything from me.

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Very sorry if their was a misunderstanding, I do normally post at 1 in the morning. By "being liked" I meant that you aren't some asshole that always just annoys the FML community. Now, that is not directed toward |the kid| but to commenters in general. I agree, though, that you don't have to be Doc or Boners or anything, just make people laugh and contribute,your good in my book. "Thumbs up" to me simply represents you aren't a complete baboon who says something stupid like *lol.. at that point your only contributing to a flame war. The quality thing- if you had 1000 grains of bad rice or 100 of good, which would you take? Oh and hey, this is one of the first threads I'm not making a joke about anything! Congrats on taking my funny virginity. TLDR?

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  TheNewGuy03  |  26

Hmm, maybe it's time I set the record straight on a few things, since said records seem to be a little crooked. 1) I'm not on here to be popular. Sure, positive attention is nice, but there are other means to do that, e.g., real life. 2) Most of my comments have received positive responses, thus indicating at least a somewhat positive reception. 3) I simply say what's on my mind at the time. I'm sure at least one of you can relate. 4) I give a negative number of fucks about what you think, but I do consider feedback. I am human, after all. |the kid|

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  TheNewGuy03  |  26

Oh, sure, I don't mind! A fine gesture, TheIsland. However, it should be noted that I've been using that signature for most casual correspondence, to include e-mail, for some time now. So, if we ever wind up sending e-mails to each other, and we are the unfortunate victims of government snooping, then the only thing they'd have to say would be, "Holy shit, bros, this guy is sending e-mails to his own alter ego! BANANAS!" In a parallel universe... |the kid|

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  Potterfreakk  |  6

I don't see why the crap it matters so much, it's a signature. It dosent matter if your 'famous' or not you just like doing it so you do it, stop freaking out over it(: Ex- -Sarah

By  jDCrackpot  |  7

Don't worry OP, it's difficult at first. Key is to relax. If it doesn't go in right the first time, chill out and try again later- it'll only hurt a hell of a lot more if you keep trying when you're stressed out about it.

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You know what freaked me out? Girls were telling me stories about hearing other girls scream while putting them in. Obviously if it's true, they were doing it wrong. After awhile you just get used to it, and they go in easy. And 33- that's just creepy. Shoulda told her she was doing more harm then good.

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Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  girl112891  |  7

You will get used to it. Unless you're like me. My vagina shrinks to virgin size if I don't have sex for a while. Over a week and my boyfriend has to be as gentle as if it's my first time. Sucks big time! :(

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  chili10  |  18

#60- seeing as how you're a guy I don't expect you to know these things, so I'll give you a break. Contrary to popular belief, they are painless. If discomfort occurs that means it's not in all the way. The idea that they hurt if you're a virgin is completely false, I've been using them for years and you don't even notice they're there. It does take some getting used too, but they are by far more comfortable than wearing a pad.

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256- that really sucks. I'm glad my mom didn't do anything like that. It sounds like a scarring experience. *hug* Mom's should make you feel better about your period, not worse!

By  lindon555  |  0

Whatever u did... U did it wrong

By  salsa324  |  0

Ha that sucks.

By  SlapOfReality  |  2

Stop being a bitch, tampons aren't even that hard to use.

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  SlapOfReality  |  2

Started using tampons when I was a virgin for swimming, when I was 13. Obviously if she was so nervous about a tampon she clearly isn't ready to use them.

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  jessimica642  |  8

Omg best thing iv seen written on here yet too funny :D

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  l4d98  |  2

Maybe she didn't have as much experience as YOU do.... And YOU are the one who is being a bitch, not her. Maybe you should start thinking about what you write/say before you do it so you don't look like a fool...

By  Pelreskovich  |  11

I've never put a tampon in to myself hence my gender but I can only imagine you're making it much more difficult than it should be.

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  EvilLilCupcake  |  10

You try stuffing a tampon up a tight hole that is bleeding plus not being able to see what you are doing -_- the first time is hard on some people. Especially if they are virgins or really young.

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  Pelreskovich  |  11

Like I said, I don't know what it's like.. Lol. Umad?

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  EpicSquishii  |  21

Hence means "after" or "following." If you really wanted to use that word so badly ypu should have switched the sentence around. What you said roughly translates to "I've never put in a tampon, that's why I'm a boy"

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  greg84_fml  |  21

I dunno, I can get things inside me just fine. Practice makes perfect.

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  SlapOfReality  |  2

She made it way harder than it should be, because they're easy to use. And comparing it to rape? Like shut up.

By  LADiiL0KA24  |  11

You know they got directions with words and pictures so ydi

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  SlapOfReality  |  2

When you wear a tampon, you don't feel it, if you placed it correctly. If it hurts, you did it wrong. I studied those damn pictures when I first used one, no pain because I wasn't nervous.

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  philipino  |  24

Ok, you know what? I need not a bunch of people explaining how they put a tightened wad of paper up their vagina without being uncomfortable. So stop it. It's disgusting.

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  CherryCola46  |  5

Yes, but It is hard at first. Every girl probably has troubles. I did. Sometimes it works the first time, other times it doesn't. It just depends on how you do it.

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