By MySonThePoet - 27/10/2014 02:42 - United States - Racine

Today, I stumbled across one of my son's English assignments. Apparently, he decided to submit a haiku about how electrical outlets are technically "whores" because they hook up with countless cords for a "charge." I don't know whether to be amused or furious. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 802
You deserved it 5 479

Same thing different taste

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Be amused, that kid knows what's up; don't trust outlets... I wouldn't date one

puzzy 13

You know that can also be said the other way around. Clever kid.

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that is pretty original. publish the poem do we can see it.

your sons a poet and he didn't no it

diving_fml 30

wrong form of no, you meant "know"

Your son has style and humor! Lol just work w him to learn when it is appropriate to use it and when it's not. I would've lol'd hard at that!

Ashd09 30

now I'm curious. OP you should post the haiku so we can all see it

I'd say your son is thinking creatively which is great!