Animals: Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it... - FML

By Anonymous - 10/11/2011 17:07 - Ireland

Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML

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By unknown - 04/02/2011 08:11

Today, I woke up and stepped out of bed right into a pile of dog crap. Acting quickly, I jumped on to my other foot, which would have been a great idea, except for this morning there were two piles. FML

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By dirtyfoot - 18/01/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML

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By KittenShitz - 25/12/2019 14:00

Today, I felt accomplished after I cleaned the whole house alone, but then I stepped backwards to admire my work and stepped into a pile of dog poop. FML

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By gera3gera - 07/10/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog when, as usual, he did his business in the grass and stepped off to the side. I squatted and reached for the bag when my dog spotted another canine. He lunged forward in excitement and I landed face forward in the feces. FML

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By BaliTheDog - 24/03/2013 23:01 - France

Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML

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By StinkFoot - 28/10/2018 13:30

Today, I was pet sitting for a friend. As soon as I walked in the door, I stepped in dog poop. I took off my shoes to clean them, then stepped in cat pee in my socks. FML

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By Livingthedream - 12/08/2018 06:00

Today, I got home from a long day of work and saw a pile of dog puke on the kitchen floor. I went to get paper towels and found a pile of dog shit. With my foot. Both of my kids were home all day and left the piles for me to clean because "that's gross". FML

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By life_suxxx - 17/12/2009 06:09 - United States

Today, I come home to find that my dog has taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He also took a dump in my house shoe. FML

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By Andrea Trevor - 07/08/2018 15:00

Today, I finally did the splits for the first time in my life! Unfortunately, it happened when I stepped in wet dog poop on my kitchen floor. One foot slipped forward in it, and I fell right on top of it. FML

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By RustyBulletHole - 04/02/2009 07:53 - United States

Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML

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WeAreScrewed 3

Thursday 10 November 2011 22:55

Aw shit.

that1guyyy 12

Thursday 10 November 2011 22:56

Shit happens

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wriptidez 0

Friday 11 November 2011 11:22

i like to take a disinfectant wipe to bottom of shoe lol

wriptidez 0

Friday 11 November 2011 11:22

i like to take a disinfectant wipe to bottom of shoe lol

EnterAUsername_fml 5

Friday 11 November 2011 11:38

Wow, no shit? I figured that someone would've said that by now. Too bad the yard wasn't scared shitless. No shit, Sherlock. You've got to be ******** me. Someone should have scared the shit out of you to make you step there. Sorry OP, but I have discovered some shitty locations for shit to be hidden.

eff5 0

Friday 11 November 2011 11:59

Were you at a dog park?

dfens 8

Friday 11 November 2011 12:20

Sounds like a shittier situation.

livicap10 0

Friday 11 November 2011 12:37

Pick up ur freakin shit people

peach6 0

Friday 11 November 2011 16:12

Damn.

fo_86 0

Friday 11 November 2011 16:37

Where the he'll are you walking that has this much unknown shit?

darkinners 6

Friday 11 November 2011 17:47

that must mean something, think it through

arysmomee 2

Friday 11 November 2011 19:58

that's happened to me lol. FYL. sorry hun!

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