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Today, I realized that I am 34 years old, still a virgin, and don't go out so my chances of finding someone are slim. FML On a serious note, I am very intelligent and recognize that our society is severely slacking in the matter of education. I have been told that sometimes, some of the things I say, including, but not limited to these statements herein, may be perceived as being advice from legal counsel. I acknowledge this, and admit that I have no legal education, whatsoever, notwithstanding the inferred commentary. I am unbiased in regards to religion, race, political party, and other non-neutral entities. I take what is said to another person as their personal opinion and do not believe there is truly a "right" and "wrong", within reason... If a person were to be raised by a mother hyena, that person would have feral instincts and therefore no perception (or care) of how society sees that person, regardless of the act committed... murder... cannibalism... etc.

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