Today I spent 300 dollars on a video game, and while it was purchasing... - FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2017 14:37 - Israel - Tel Aviv

Today I spent 300 dollars on a video game, and while it was purchasing my power went out. FML

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Callyn 47

Wednesday 4 October 2017 2:39

Contact the company. They will have a record of your purchase and help you out.

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Callyn 47

Wednesday 4 October 2017 2:39

Contact the company. They will have a record of your purchase and help you out.

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