Sex, Underwear and Intimacy: Today, I spent 100 dollars on lingerie. I put it on, walked out...

By Anonymous90 - 24/07/2010 23:59 - Canada

Today, I spent 100 dollars on lingerie. I put it on, walked out to the living room, and told my boyfriend to follow me into the bedroom. He said no, then pretended to fall asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2022 06:00

Today, I got dressed up in lingerie for my boyfriend. He looked at me, said, "Nice," then went back to watching TV and drinking beer. FML

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By Desertdryspell - 20/12/2018 14:00

Today, I dressed up in new lingerie I had bought to surprise my partner. He said "what do you want? Just go to bed instead". So much for that new confidence. FML.

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By Lilah - 19/02/2012 00:29 - Canada

Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend. While we were getting frisky, he got really into things and ripped it completely off my body, destroying it. It cost me $110. FML

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By "BunnysKitty" - 15/09/2017 23:15

Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2020 19:58

Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML

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By SoMuchForThatIdea - 12/06/2017 00:00

Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML

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By notsohot - 25/08/2019 00:01

Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's house with nothing under my coat but some sexy lingerie. He told me he was working on an assignment, and made me wait three hours before he'd have sex with me. FML

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Expectations

By Anonymous - 02/01/2022 05:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I are on vacation. He was watching TV, and I thought I’d try to be sexy, so I walked in wearing lingerie. He smiled at me and said, “What the hell are you wearing?” FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 08:42 - United States

Today, I put on a lacy dress with nothing underneath and walked nonchalantly into the living room. My husband took one look at me, let out a heavy sigh and said, "Right now?" FML

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By cdick - 11/03/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to exchange presents for our birthdays. I spent $100 on perfume and Victoria's Secret clothes. She bought me a bag of lifesavers, then asked me to leave because she wanted to take a nap. FML

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nicknesser 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 9:09

Who needs lingerie? Walk out there naked. Duh!

OwNowBrownCow 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 9:04

Acting at it's finest

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TomasT 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 14:52

Perdix: Thanks for building up stereotypes and prejudice. Denying sex isn't that rare... specially with ugly girls...

perdix 29

Sunday 25 July 2010 15:01

It's funny that you refer to the second condition I mentioned in post #93, but you call it a stereotype. Please tell me another reason a guy would deny a woman sex. (Being gay and really, really, really tired are two more, but I believe they've been mentioned earlier.)

chicka234 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 15:13

#95 what if the girl was ugly, or he banged her before and she wasn't good at it? or he's to tired because sex is a tiring thing it's possible so stop thinking your a know it all cause sorry buddy you don't know what your talking about. go cry to you mommy now ok baby? bahah

perdix 29

Sunday 25 July 2010 15:39

Actually, if you put together what I said in #95 and #93, I've included all of your scenarios. I DO know what I am talking about, it is YOUR reading skills that are sorely lacking.

Silkie 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 19:30

Haha :D perdix win ^_^

DeathShad0 1

Monday 26 July 2010 0:18

Sex doesn't interest me perdix, and I'm a guy. So yeah, stereotypes.

perdix 29

Monday 26 July 2010 4:45

So, #125 DeathShad0, have your testicles dropped? Yeah, there are a few people who are asexual, but that isn't normal. Males being interested in sex is not just a stereotype, it's key to the continuation of our species. I'll be polite and call you an "outlier," instead of a "freak."