By fmlfmlfml - 10/07/2009 05:27 - Canada

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Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML
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atruegem 0

Rookie! Imagine how it would have scared him if you had made yourself noticed WHILE he was having phone sex. You passed the chance of a lifetime out of cowardice :P

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Fuck_The_Police 0

Lol it would have been awsome if you scared him during phone sex

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_Noon_ 0

Hahahahaha. Haha. I'll bet you're never going to scare your brother ever again.

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glitteroverdrive 0

Lolololol at least you got Bonus!Phonesex.

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shewasalmost18 0

funny. i would've scared him during phone sex..

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redbluegreen 40

So... how were you going to scare him?

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who_rollerpig 4

man! that sounds like me :( i'd do the same thing, just pretend it never happened....

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jess09_fml 0

if your bro is old enough to have phone sex, and you old enough to know what it is and have an account on FML to post about it, that must make you around 14 / 15, in which case, its an FML that you still think sneaking into someones room as a joke to 'scare' them is funny, so FYL you're slightly special...

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Rach_star 0

what the hell are you talking about?!!? It never gets old!! :D

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popcorncomics 0

Bwaahahahah! You should have scared him in the middle xD

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STVader 0

This is retarded. There was plenty of time before the start of the phone call and the sex part for you to scare him. You didn't, which means you wanted to listen to what he was saying, which means YDI.

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