Animals: Today, I showed my mom a picture of a baby sloth. She then said,...

By queenmeme - 08/10/2014 06:02 - United States - Redlands

Today, I showed my mom a picture of a baby sloth. She then said, "Wait, sloths are real?" She thought Ice Age made them up. FML

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By faceless_sailor8 - 31/08/2011 16:25 - United States

Today, my wife compared me to Sid the sloth from Ice Age. Same smile, same eyes, same belly, same big feet. FML

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By Redhead4life - 18/03/2012 00:48 - United States - Miami

Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML

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By friend - 29/06/2012 20:48 - Israel - Rishon Le Zion

Today, I was babysitting a little girl, and we were playing with dolls. After we fed her babies, we put them down for a nap. After a few minutes, I asked if they'd had enough sleep. She looked at me like I was a freak and said, "Uh, they're not real babies, you know…" FML

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By Granmacathy - 29/11/2009 07:13 - United States

Today, my grandson asked how old I am and whether I'd seen Mammoths "for real" when I was a kid. FML

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By OutoftheLoop - 20/02/2009 09:24 - China

Today, I returned home from college and saw a framed picture of my parents and my younger sister on an elephant in an exotic jungle. I pointed to the picture and asked my mom, "Is this some photoshop job?" She responded, "No, we went to Thailand for a family trip, didn't we tell you?" FML

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By Sarah Lyn - 24/06/2019 04:59

Today, I saw the cutest baby watching a show with my Dad. After commenting how cute she was, my Dad goes on to say, "Yeah, most babies are cute. Except you, you looked like a lizard." FML

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By kimm1993 - 03/08/2013 04:29 - United States - Chicago

Today, I showed the kids I was babysitting a picture of my daughter, and the little girl asked, "You have a baby in your belly?" I said, "No, she's not in my belly anymore," and the little girl replied, "But it's BIG," and patted my stomach. FML

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By riiiighhhttttt - 05/08/2013 05:38 - United States - Laurel

Today, I actually had to explain to my sister that Shrek was not in fact based on a true story. She replied that I'm a "clueless twat". FML

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By fatty - 03/08/2010 22:37 - United States

Today, my family and I watched Madagascar 2. When we got to the part where Gloria the hippopotamus is praised for her chunkyness, my little sister looked at me and said, "If you were a hippo, maybe then you would get a date." FML

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By bibi - 19/03/2012 23:43 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, I went to see a dinosaur exhibition with my mum. We walked around and saw a huge dinosaur, made of plastic and rubber. She was very disappointed, saying that she thought there would be real live dinosaurs for us to see. FML

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chrissapp 18

Wednesday 8 October 2014 17:56

She's going places.

azyjazy713 11

Wednesday 8 October 2014 17:57

I forgot all my good sloth jokes. But too bad your mom was a little slow on that fact.

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MissGoodbye 12

Wednesday 8 October 2014 22:23

That's how my mom was about seahorses until we went to an aquarium in Kansas City. We walked up to them and she goes "SEAHORSES ARE REAL???"

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 8 October 2014 23:02

What else doesn't she know? I'm curious... Ice age is really extinct except for the squirrel and sloth...

oJoy 11

Wednesday 8 October 2014 23:52

you shouldn't have a baby sloth, pretty cruel

okaydisarray 17

Thursday 9 October 2014 0:03

...when did OP say anything about having an actual baby sloth?

Lexipants 21

Thursday 9 October 2014 0:30

You really need to learn how to read.

cartedor 18

Thursday 9 October 2014 1:15

costa rica sloth sanctuary, should go and volunteer, its eye opener, they look strange and move so slow but super cute actually

Urpoppy 21

Thursday 9 October 2014 3:49

Your mother is an idiot.

Oliok 19

Thursday 9 October 2014 4:51

It's ok, OP, my mother still doesn't believe in narwhals.

KatyLarae 13

Thursday 9 October 2014 5:27

Your mom may be a little slow.. No? Ok

metalcrazed 21

Thursday 9 October 2014 5:48

The first time I heard of a narwhale I thought it was made up.

pbonham 22

Thursday 9 October 2014 6:16

My mum said that the other day as well...

jordan_mbailey 3

Thursday 9 October 2014 8:24

You're on ifunny

queenmeme 3

Friday 10 October 2014 2:09

What?

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Friday 10 October 2014 3:13

Like just a random post or like featured

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Same thing different taste

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