Health: Today, I shat a magnet. FML

By mimi - 27/09/2011 02:51 - United States

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

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Same thing different taste

By wtf - 09/06/2011 15:04 - United Kingdom

Today, I shat out a staple. FML

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By clublulu - 10/04/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, I absentmindedly stuck two magnets in my mouth while talking, and accidentally swallowed them. I had to go the emergency room. The nurses at the station laughed at me. They thought it was a joke. They couldn't believe an 18 year old would swallow magnets. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2017 20:00

Today, I put a magnet on my brand new car. I got rear-ended by someone who was trying to read it. FML

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Wardrobe change please

By Meagan Ortiz - 16/08/2020 23:02

Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 08:40 - United States

Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2015 15:10 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, in the middle of a presentation, I fought a shart, but the shart won. FML

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By sadface - 04/01/2010 06:43 - Australia

Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML

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By SenorPoopypants - 08/01/2017 19:23

Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML

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By Mel - 07/05/2011 22:27 - United States

Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shit myself. FML

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You deserved it 12 958

By brownunderwear - 14/12/2011 03:45 - United States

Today, I took a poop that was three states of matter. Solid, liquid, and gas. FML

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You deserved it 7 880

cBlackout 13

Tuesday 27 September 2011 8:27

That's when you know you party too hard.

develgool 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 8:26

Ok when did you have magnet for dinner?

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jacksonseconds 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 13:50

A mighty putty!!! Search it on YouTube. :)

FarSide 22

Tuesday 27 September 2011 13:58

Were you playing with your Ben Wa balls again???

emtae6307 4

Tuesday 27 September 2011 14:16

why are you eating magnets?

live_2_eat 5

Tuesday 27 September 2011 14:52

You should reconsider your diet.

Rwcrazy 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 14:53

Why do people think they need to lie? Just to get attention and make themselves feel better, stupid

obamathellama 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 15:07

Ok, this is going down on my favorites list lmao

TBREARVGIS 5

Tuesday 27 September 2011 15:16

How the f*** does something like this happen?! O.o

Mr_mur_der 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 15:18

******* magnets, how do they work?

tjsomethin 9

Tuesday 27 September 2011 15:36

Damnit

Levvy 22

Tuesday 27 September 2011 17:17

Via the digestive tract. It all makes sense now.

tjsomethin 9

Tuesday 27 September 2011 15:31

******' magnets, how do they work?

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Tuesday 27 September 2011 15:32

idiocy. =_=U

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